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Offline sunfan1121

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Re: The Ultimate Jonas Brothers Thread
« Reply #15 on: August 18, 2008, 08:13:54 PM »
24 sir... your mancard has been officially revoked pending further investigation.
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Re: The Ultimate Jonas Brothers Thread
« Reply #16 on: August 18, 2008, 08:34:36 PM »
Quote from: sunfan1121 on August 18, 2008, 08:13:54 PM
24 sir... your mancard has been officially revoked pending further investigation.

I dont think he was old enough to have one
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Re: The Ultimate Jonas Brothers Thread
« Reply #17 on: August 18, 2008, 08:35:36 PM »
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Re: The Ultimate Jonas Brothers Thread
« Reply #18 on: August 18, 2008, 09:09:10 PM »
SQUEEKER ALERT!!!!!!!  WHOOOP!!! WHHHOOOOP!!!!!!!!   :devil
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Offline Trell

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Re: The Ultimate Jonas Brothers Thread
« Reply #19 on: August 18, 2008, 09:10:25 PM »
The jonas Brothers are like molly cyrus   Disney toys...
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Offline Thruster

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Re: The Ultimate Jonas Brothers Thread
« Reply #20 on: August 18, 2008, 10:00:19 PM »
"They were on the cover of Rollingstone Magazine."

Yeah, so was Courtney Love.......

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Re: The Ultimate Jonas Brothers Thread
« Reply #21 on: August 18, 2008, 10:33:31 PM »
"Well we're big rock singers
We got golden fingers
And we're loved everywhere we go
We sing about beauty and we sing about truth
At ten thousand dollars a show
We take all kinda pills
That give us all kinda thrills
But the thrill we've never known
Is the thrill that'll getcha
When you get your picture
On the cover of the Rollin' Stone

Wanna see my picture on the cover
Wanna buy five copies for my mother
Wanna see my smilin' face
On the cover the cover of the Rollin' Stone

I got a freaky old lady
Name a Cocaine Katie
Who embroideries on my jeans
I got my poor ol' grey haired Daddy
Drivin' my limousine
Now it's all designed
To blow our minds
But our minds won't really be blown
Like the blow that'll getcha
When you get your picture
On the cover of the Rollin' Stone

Wanna see my pictures on the cover
Wanna buy five copies for my mother
Wanna see my smiling face
On the cover the cover of the Rollin' Stone

We gotta lotta little teenage blue-eyed groupies
Who'll do anything we say
We got a genuine Indian guru
Who's teachin' us a better way
We got all the friends that money can buy
So we never have to be alone
And we keep gettin' richer, but we can't get our picture
On the cover of the Rollin' Stone

Wanna see my picture on the cover
Wanna buy five copies for my mother
Wanna see my smilin' face
On the cover of the Rollin' Stone
On the cover of the Rollin' Stone
Gonna see my picture on the cover
Gonna buy five copies for my mother
Gonna see my smiling face
On the cover of the Rollin' Stone"
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Re: The Ultimate Jonas Brothers Thread
« Reply #22 on: August 18, 2008, 10:35:33 PM »
If my 11 year old was home right now she wuld be likin this thread...  :cool:
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Offline Dago

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Re: The Ultimate Jonas Brothers Thread
« Reply #23 on: August 18, 2008, 10:36:47 PM »
When did this forum become inhabited by 12 year old girls?

Is this thread some kind of sick joke?

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Offline 007Rusty

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Re: The Ultimate Jonas Brothers Thread
« Reply #24 on: August 18, 2008, 10:37:38 PM »
thats what i was thinking  :rofl

Quote from: Dago on August 18, 2008, 10:36:47 PM
When did this forum become inhabited by 12 year old girls?

Is this thread some kind of sick joke?


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Offline RTR

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Re: The Ultimate Jonas Brothers Thread
« Reply #25 on: August 18, 2008, 10:50:35 PM »
NUKE THE WHALES!
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Re: The Ultimate Jonas Brothers Thread
« Reply #26 on: August 18, 2008, 11:02:42 PM »
Quote from: Trell on August 18, 2008, 09:10:25 PM
The jonas Brothers are like molly cyrus   Disney toys...

 damn you beat me to it!

just another group that got lucky cause they knew someone. FAR FAR FAR better bands out there, what are you on?
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Offline megadud

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Re: The Ultimate Jonas Brothers Thread
« Reply #27 on: August 18, 2008, 11:03:39 PM »
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Offline Serenity

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Re: The Ultimate Jonas Brothers Thread
« Reply #28 on: August 18, 2008, 11:20:47 PM »
Wow... I don't see the appeal these kids have other than their gender. Ive heard them sing, and the songs are lousy, they dont seem to be able to carry a tune, and there is no melody to the songs, theyre just all over the place... Just my $.02
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Re: The Ultimate Jonas Brothers Thread
« Reply #29 on: August 18, 2008, 11:22:41 PM »
Quote from: Serenity on August 18, 2008, 11:20:47 PM
Wow... I don't see the appeal these kids have other than their gender. Ive heard them sing, and the songs are lousy, they dont seem to be able to carry a tune, and there is no melody to the songs, theyre just all over the place... Just my $.02
What? You're telling me you don't like randomly, unmusically played power chords, under the sound of a shrill falsetto?
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