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Re: Miracle Grow or Whatever?
« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2009, 06:11:25 PM »
This your tree farm?
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Re: Miracle Grow or Whatever?
« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2009, 06:15:57 PM »
Duh, he said something legal... Geez, some people...

So now nitrogen (a naturally occuring element) is illegal?

Nitrogen is the portion of miracle grow that actually works.
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Re: Miracle Grow or Whatever?
« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2009, 06:20:05 PM »
This your tree farm?
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No, that's Polesti, this is Colorado, I think we have different laws of tree growth here.
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Re: Miracle Grow or Whatever?
« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2009, 06:23:13 PM »
I think 80 feet is a little beyond what you will get (by at least 65 feet) even with the best fertilizer.  :D
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Re: Miracle Grow or Whatever?
« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2009, 06:24:24 PM »
1)  If it is already planted, you options are limited.  There are some "stick the garden hose into it" and then " water the root area type tree and plant fertilizers that work OK.  Those large plant and tree "spikes" don't work very well, especially if you live in an area that only has seasonal rainfall.  You could dig down no closer than 12" (depending on the size of the tree--if it's older than 5 years--you might damage the root system) with a hand trowel and bury a mixture of soil and animal fertilizer three in a triangle shape outside the planter in the center would work.

2)  If the tree is not already planted...in the subsoil, dig down about 2 feet and dig a hole 2 feet in diameter.  With the soil you have removed, keep half.  Refill the hole, mixing it half and half with either cow, horse, sheep, or even duck fertilizer.  Plant the tree in that.

Pine trees have very shallow root systems compared to how tall they eventually get.  They are actually pretty forgiving about their sunlight.

If you try to use commercially made "lawn/garden" fertilizers like for use in spreaders it just might kill the tree.



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Re: Miracle Grow or Whatever?
« Reply #20 on: January 21, 2009, 06:24:49 PM »
You can buy some nitrogen at an ag dealer.

46-0-0 dry granular urea
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32% nitrate solution (liquid)
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Re: Miracle Grow or Whatever?
« Reply #21 on: January 21, 2009, 06:26:19 PM »
I'd suggest Bullcrap. My dad buried me in it when I was teenager and I grew from 5'3" to 6'4" in 2 years.
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Re: Miracle Grow or Whatever?
« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2009, 06:28:14 PM »
I'd suggest Bullcrap. My dad buried me in it when I was teenager and I grew from 5'3" to 6'4" in 2 years.
BS you say.... anyone know where Bodhi can get a truck load of that?

And is there some way of telling how much was used... say some type of meter?
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Re: Miracle Grow or Whatever?
« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2009, 06:31:16 PM »
I think he is already spreading it. What do you want with an 80 foot fir tree?
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Re: Miracle Grow or Whatever?
« Reply #24 on: January 21, 2009, 06:38:02 PM »
BS you say.... anyone know where Bodhi can get a truck load of that?

And is there some way of telling how much was used... say some type of meter?

He buried me up to my ears, but those ears were a bit higher all the time. I'd suggest at least up to the lower boughs.

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Re: Miracle Grow or Whatever?
« Reply #25 on: January 21, 2009, 07:05:07 PM »
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Re: Miracle Grow or Whatever?
« Reply #26 on: January 21, 2009, 10:02:32 PM »
Bodhi,

You need to hire a very talented artist to paint a translucent spruce tree on the sliding glass door.

Once done, you can have any sized tree you want by simply changing position in the room.

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Re: Miracle Grow or Whatever?
« Reply #28 on: January 21, 2009, 10:52:34 PM »
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Re: Miracle Grow or Whatever?
« Reply #29 on: January 21, 2009, 10:54:46 PM »
He lives in Colorado for crying out loud! Nitrogen should be all he needs unless he is trolling in which case he needs a nap!  :D
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