Understanding Engineers

[Murdr]

The glass dimensions were changed with rev-2 as specified by ECN (Engineering Change Notice) 0901121, and a modified drawing was issued to manufacturing on February 1, 2009.

If they were the the type of engineers I'm used to dealing with, the revision now specs it as a tempered wire glass container.

[rstel01]

Since I am one, here is some more Engineer Humor.

Three guys were having a discussion regarding what type of Engineer God would be:

The first guy said "God obviously is an Electrical Engineer, look at the Human bodies nerves and brain functions"

The Second guy said "No, God obviously is a Mechanical Engineer, look at the Human bodies muscle and bone structure functions"

The Third guys says "You both are wrong! God without a doubt is a Civil Engineer! Look at the Female body, No one but no one but a Civil Engineer would put a sewerage pipe discharge right next to a playground"!

Got one more for you,

What is the difference between Garbage and Female Engineer?

At least Garbage gets taken out once a week!



Thank you, I'll be here all week  taa dahh!       

[Babalonian]

 

<- Drafting-monkey

This thread is gold.

[Rolex]

If they were the the type of engineers I'm used to dealing with, the revision now specs it as a tempered wire glass container.

Or a tempered wire glass container on a conveyor belt! Will it take off? 

[Kermit de frog]

Or a tempered wire glass container on a conveyor belt! Will it take off? 

NO!

[Babalonian]

NO!

The engineer will ask if it accelerates at a fast enough speed to cause it to momentarily be airborn (like applying force with a brake on and then removing the brake, or like a yanking a tablecloth out form underneath things on the table really fast).

If the conveyor belt in question isn't up to the task, the engineer will improvise or design one that will be, if given the opportunity.