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Offline Xasthur

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« Reply #30 on: April 27, 2009, 11:03:19 AM »
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« Reply #31 on: April 27, 2009, 11:19:15 AM »
Some points on the Vikings....my ancestors. (Icelander). Oh,and they lived where I do. Part of the base education here as well.

- From ancient graves it has been concluded that the Viking people were rather on the big side. That means about the size of modern people, but much much stronger. Later (medievals) people went smaller. So, big strong guys, grown up to be tough.
- Viking tactics were mostly hit & run, since they were in essence raiders. Sometimes they fought in bigger armies, sometimes not. They would choose fierce close quarters combat, and prefer a possible exit.
- Vikings would avoid armies that were heavily armed, such as the armies on the mainland of i.e. France.
- The preferred main weapon was the axe and sword, sometimes both. Axe for the deadly hack, or even throwing it. Sword...as a sword, and the Bow as well.
- That said, Vikings were raiding all over, they went deep into Russia, all over the Baltic, down to Constantinopel, probably along the coasts of N-Africa as well. Their weapons were from ALL OVER. From my neighbourhood, a 1000 year old accessory from a Hun-Bow was excavated. That was the finest known bow at the given time. So their weapons were not all the same, and they were liberal in letting the individual use what he was best at.

Vikings vs Japanese....tough question. Probably would end up with everybody dead ....ARRRR

What makes this complicated is that the Vikings were only PART of the Norse military. They were raiding parties, so of COURSE they didn't engage large armies or assault fortified positions if they could avoid it. However those same raiders could also band together into a FORMIDABLE invasion force or standing army (that's what happened in England for much of the early medieval period and what led to the Danelaw). The Vikings started as raiders, but later came with larger forces to stay for good. In fact, your typical "Viking" would in reality be indistinguishable from the average man of the fyrd.

Also, the Germanic culture (which includes the Norse and their Viking raiders, the Anglo-Saxons of England, as well as the Jutes and the other tribes of Germany) led to probably THE BEST professional infantry in Western Europe since Rome fell. And I mean that word: PROFESSIONAL. Everyone in the Germanic military trained to fight. The English SHOULD have won Hastings. The shield wall held against the best William could throw at them. It came down to Harold's death, and the younger, less experienced troops breaking from the wall to pursue a feigned retreat that led to their defeat.

And keep in mind that swords were PROHIBITIVELY expensive at that time. We're talking priceless, and were frequently passed down as family heirlooms for generations. The axe was more common, but the main weapon would STILL be the spear.
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« Reply #32 on: April 27, 2009, 02:05:44 PM »
Man there is NO WAY a Samuri can beat a Viking, I meanjust LOOK!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwsntHcWiy4
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« Reply #33 on: April 27, 2009, 02:38:31 PM »
Vikings were all things but just Norse. And their culture spans hundreds of years. You are talking about an area from Iceland to the borders (or more) of Russia, and all the way down Denmark into modern Germany (?). Normans, what were they, or rather, where did they come from.
But well, go a bit narrower and define the more Scandinavian area as well as before Christianity, and you are ending the definition around 1000 AC. All depends, there were raids done well after that I belive. And battles.
Bringing us to Hastings, the English would have held if the troops hadn't been worn from the battles on the east coast.
BTW, there have been swords found near from where I live as well. And as a sidenote, from our sagas, the weapons of the best (the best would typically be those who had "gone viking", i.e. sailed away for fights and piracy and/or serving the Norwegian King) are often described as something that would be rather like a Pike or possibly a voulge. (sp etc). Stab or hack. At a good distance. Secondary weapons usually available.
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Re: Dumbest...Program...Ever...
« Reply #34 on: April 27, 2009, 03:26:41 PM »
Heh...they've tried this same type of show with both dinosaurs and animals before.
They all suck...

GORILLA VS LEOPARD!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4TcZ_XyWJ4


ELEPHANT VS RHINO!!!11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdIZhc8rmbg

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Re: Dumbest...Program...Ever...
« Reply #35 on: April 27, 2009, 03:55:30 PM »
SHARK VS SABERTOOTH??
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Re: Dumbest...Program...Ever...
« Reply #36 on: April 27, 2009, 06:32:33 PM »
Man there is NO WAY a Samuri can beat a Viking, I meanjust LOOK!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwsntHcWiy4


hahaha that's awesome
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« Reply #37 on: April 27, 2009, 06:37:38 PM »
That's a no-viking salamander with a waggly techno chest, pretending to be a Viking. Now where is the thing for puke. hmm. Well:  :pray
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« Reply #38 on: April 27, 2009, 07:38:43 PM »
The Deadliest Warrior is so bad and inaccurate that if they had an episode of Superman vs. Batman, they'd have Batman come up as the winner.  Batman would snatch victory from the jaws of defeat by using his Batman utility belt.

I watched the episode of the ninja vs. the gladiator and I couldn't help but laugh after the gladiator shrugged off the crushed glass to the eyes.  The doctor they have in the show even said an injury like that is very hard to just 'walk off' like the gladiator did during the fight re-enactment.



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Re: Dumbest...Program...Ever...
« Reply #39 on: April 28, 2009, 03:29:04 AM »
Have you not seen dogfights?

Hey atleast it has a historical base, so its better than most of the new stuff on the history channel

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« Reply #40 on: April 28, 2009, 05:58:33 AM »
By the way, in our language, "Viking" means "a seafaring pirate and merchant". To be a true Viking it means seafaring.
And seafaring....in those days....was tough.
It was very interesting to carry out the flight trials at Rechlin with the Spitfire and the Hurricane. Both types are very simple to fly compared to our aircraft, and childishly easy to take-off and land. (Werner Mölders)

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« Reply #41 on: April 29, 2009, 11:08:54 AM »
I'm looking forward to next week's episode....Postal worker v UPS driver, whats gonna come out on top? the fast little maneuverable white truck or big hulking brown one?

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Re: Dumbest...Program...Ever...
« Reply #42 on: April 29, 2009, 06:23:16 PM »
Man there is NO WAY a Samuri can beat a Viking, I meanjust LOOK!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwsntHcWiy4

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« Reply #43 on: April 30, 2009, 09:57:35 AM »
the worst show to features warriors, ever. Walker, Texas Ranger seems more plausible.
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Re: Dumbest...Program...Ever...
« Reply #44 on: May 01, 2009, 05:37:29 AM »
Heh...they've tried this same type of show with both dinosaurs and animals before.
They all suck...

GORILLA VS LEOPARD!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4TcZ_XyWJ4
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ROFL,at 1:02 on that video, the Gorilla is totally about to make sweet love to the Leopard.

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