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Offline vonKrimm

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Enough with the stripper names!
« on: August 19, 2009, 03:13:27 PM »
I just got my youngest one's 5th grade class list.  The names being given to girls these days is atrocious!  In her class there is a:

Candi
Brandi
Charity
Dakota
Bambi
Barbie
Chastity
Cheyenne
Asia
and two Destiny

Whatever happened to names like Audry, Veronica, Claudette, Faye, even Anne? Please stop your baby's momma from making such horrid name choices in the future.


(for the record, mine is named Eleanor.)
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Offline Enker

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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2009, 03:17:44 PM »
Quote from: vonKrimm on August 19, 2009, 03:13:27 PM
Chastity
  :rofl  Fate is such a cruel mistress.

What ever happened to ending names in "y"s is my question.
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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2009, 03:30:20 PM »
Just think of the fun you can have with that class in a few years.

Jump the Dakota, after indulging in some Brandi, munching some Candi, and taking Destiny’s Chastity, for a Charity ride through Asia while being chased by Bambi and Barbie in a Cheyenne.  Destiny, I hope so.
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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2009, 03:34:23 PM »
Quote from: vonKrimm on August 19, 2009, 03:13:27 PM
I just got my youngest one's 5th grade class list.  The names being given to girls these days is atrocious!  In her class there is a:

Candi
Brandi
Charity
Dakota
Bambi
Barbie
Chastity
Cheyenne
Asia
and two Destiny

Whatever happened to names like Audry, Veronica, Claudette, Faye, even Anne? Please stop your baby's momma from making such horrid name choices in the future.


(for the record, mine is named Eleanor.)


Where do you live, West Virginia? Those names are common here  :lol
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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2009, 03:34:47 PM »
Quote from: Enker on August 19, 2009, 03:17:44 PM
  :rofl  Fate is such a cruel mistress.


That may be true of Chastity, but Charity certainly sounds promising!  :D
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Offline Die Hard

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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2009, 03:35:20 PM »
The world needs strippers too!
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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2009, 03:39:25 PM »
 Worry when one is named Ginger Lynn
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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2009, 03:39:55 PM »
Quote from: Dragon on August 19, 2009, 03:30:20 PM
Just think of the fun you can have with that class in a few years.

Jump the Dakota, after indulging in some Brandi, munching some Candi, and taking Destiny’s Chastity, for a Charity ride through Asia while being chased by Bambi and Barbie in a Cheyenne.  Destiny, I hope so.


And you could jump for Joy and pump Ethyl (Ethel), but only back in the old days.
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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2009, 04:37:51 PM »
Kwanika has a nice ring to it.
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Offline Strip

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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2009, 05:06:28 PM »
Whats wrong with stripper names?

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Offline 1pLUs44

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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2009, 05:17:54 PM »
I hope cheyenne ain't a stripper name. Only 2 I know are really really fat... and mean!  :uhoh
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Offline Enker

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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2009, 05:19:27 PM »
Quote from: 1pLUs44 on August 19, 2009, 05:17:54 PM
I hope cheyenne ain't a stripper name. Only 2 I know are really really fat... and mean!  :uhoh
I know a Shyan, though, she doesn't have the body to be a stripper at a regular strip club. One of those specialty ones? Maybe.
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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2009, 05:45:00 PM »
This reminds me of something I read the other day.......Can't think of where...take the name of your first pet and the first street you lived in to make up your adult film name
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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2009, 05:58:42 PM »
Quote from: SPKmes on August 19, 2009, 05:45:00 PM
This reminds me of something I read the other day.......Can't think of where...take the name of your first pet and the first street you lived in to make up your adult film name


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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2009, 06:09:39 PM »
Quote from: SPKmes on August 19, 2009, 05:45:00 PM
This reminds me of something I read the other day.......Can't think of where...take the name of your first pet and the first street you lived in to make up your adult film name


Larry the Cable guy  :rolleyes:
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