The change one word game!!

[Latrobe]

The rules are you can only change or add ONE word to the sentence. Let's see how this turns out in 2 or 3 pages 



"I awoke this morning with a hangover."

[Skuzzy]

I awoke this morning with a potato.

[vonKrimm]

I awoke this morning as a potato.

[Dragon]

I awoke this morning as a potato chip.

[VonMessa]

I awoke this morning as a potato chip.

We are adding words, now?

I spent this morning as a potato.

[Dragon]

The rules are you can only change or add ONE word to the sentence. Let's see how this turns out in 2 or 3 pages 

We are adding words, now?

Um, yep.

I awoke this morning as a potato chip.

[VonMessa]

See above post.   

That's what happens before coffee.     

I awoke this morning as a potato chip salesman.     (FIXED)   

[Rash]

I awoke this morning as a cow chip salesman.

[Dragon]

I awoke this morning to a cow chip salesman.

[Sol75]

I awoke this morning with a cow chip salesman rubbing.

[vonKrimm]

I awoke this morning to a cow chip salesman.

Skuzzy awoke this morning to a cow chip salesman.

[Becinhu]

Skuzzy awoke this morning to a cow chip salesman.

Skuzzy awoke this morning to a cow chip sandwich.

[vonKrimm]

Skuzzy awoke this morning eating a cow chip sammich.  <artistic licence>

[Skuzzy]

Skuzzy awoke this morning pooping a cow chip sammich.

[Dragon]

Skuzzy awoke this morning pooping a brown cow chip sammich .