Scary movies do not bother me...
I saw Blair Witch at an independent theater a year before it was released in commercial theaters....
Anyone with half a brain knew it wasn't real then..
I screen Paranormal Activity a few months ago in Chicago.. Again, not impressed....
The ONLY thing that scares the bejeezus out of me is death in space...
Ripped spacesuit, thrown out an airlock.. That type of thing....
Even the tamest scenes of this type are almost intolerable..
When I watch scenes like that, my skin turns gray, I pee myself a little, and stay there motionless in utter horror....
Otherwise, bring the scariest movie you've got and I'll find it funny most likely..