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Offline Slate

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« on: November 02, 2009, 09:41:23 AM »
  Ho'ers Anonymous

  10 step Program

1 Proclaim openly that you have Hoed

2 Admit you still have the desire to Ho

3 Apologize to those you have Hoed

4 Start an ACM training program

5 Politely refuse to socialize with other Ho's

6 Help others to refrain from this destructive behavior

7 Control that temptation and avoid the oncoming Dweeb
 
8 Engage in other activities such as GV's where head on is encouraged

9 Put down the spit and up a d-hog

10 Consider yourself cured and feel the love of Flying again.  :airplane:

  I myself am a recovering Ho'er and occasionaly relapse when frustrated.  :D
   (We needed a new Ho thread the others were getting stale)
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Offline EskimoJoe

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Re: HA
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2009, 09:46:16 AM »
 :lol

 :cheers:
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Offline shreck

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Re: HA
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2009, 09:51:59 AM »
Quote from: Slate on November 02, 2009, 09:41:23 AM
9 Put down the spit and up a d-hog

10 Consider yourself cured and feel the love of Flying again.  :airplane:

  I myself am a recovering Ho'er and occasionaly relapse when frustrated.  :D
   (We needed a new Ho thread the others were getting stale)


Hogs are   "EASY-MODE"  :rofl :rofl                                                                  :bolt:
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Offline VonMessa

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Re: HA
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2009, 09:56:19 AM »
You are 2 steps shy of 12.

It will not work   :D
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Offline waystin2

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Re: HA
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2009, 10:00:14 AM »
 :rolleyes: Here we go again...
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Offline shiv

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Re: HA
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2009, 10:08:53 AM »
Step 11 When you feel like a HO, lead turn instead.

Step 12 Try to keep view of the con the whole fight, so if he kills you, you'll have at least learned something
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Offline usvi

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Re: HA
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2009, 10:11:09 AM »
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Offline VonMessa

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Re: HA
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2009, 10:11:46 AM »
Quote from: shiv on November 02, 2009, 10:08:53 AM
Step 11 When you feel like a HO, lead turn instead.

Step 12 Try to keep view of the con the whole fight, so if he kills you, you'll have at least learned something

 :D
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Offline CAP1

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Re: HA
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2009, 10:32:58 AM »
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Offline StokesAk

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Re: HA
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2009, 01:59:31 PM »
 :rofl
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Offline OOZ662

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Re: HA
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2009, 02:02:55 PM »
Or, fly an Il-2 and beg people to HO you. :devil
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Offline gyrene81

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Re: HA
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2009, 02:17:17 PM »
1 Proclaim openly that you have Hoed <--- admitted

2 Admit you still have the desire to Ho  <--- any time.

3 Apologize to those you have Hoed  <--- never

4 Start an ACM training program  <--- HO is ACM in real life and toonville...even the supposed elite uber pile-its do it...wouldn't make a difference.

5 Politely refuse to socialize with other Ho's  <---  :neener:

6 Help others to refrain from this destructive behavior  <--- not worried about others

7 Control that temptation and avoid the oncoming Dweeb <--- already try to some degree
 
8 Engage in other activities such as GV's where head on is encouraged  <---gvs suck

9 Put down the spit and up a d-hog  <--- I don't fly either, too easy.

10 Consider yourself cured and feel the love of Flying again.  <--- never an issue.
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Offline AAJagerX

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Re: HA
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2009, 03:39:30 PM »
I love Ho'ing buffs in a cannon bird.   :devil
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Offline Curlew

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Re: HA
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2009, 03:59:13 PM »
 :cheers:well played mate
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Re: HA
« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2009, 05:57:14 PM »
haha that was good.  :salute
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