Hello...My name is Skippy Butters. I was delivered by my seemingly loving father Jack Butters on January 16th, 1988 at approximately 6:01 AM. Life for me has not been easy either... My father left home when he found out my mother had intense irrepressible urges directed towards four legged creatures of the curly tailed persuasion. Through elementary school I was constantly bullied to the point where I felt the need to isolate myself. However, it was in middle school where the peanut butter jokes became so out of hand I needed an outlet beyond my love for watching paint dry.
I began to play Aces High and soon realized that my skill in game was equal to my amazing skills in real life (I am smarter than all of you).
Some things to know about me that make me better than you:
1) I have never had a girlfriend! How many of you can say that you never had one and your in your 20s?
2) Because of #1 I have predicted that I will be a virgin for life (take that suckers)
3) Because of #1 AND #2 I don't have to buy any birthday or holiday gifts because I don't have any friends either.
In conclusion, Aces High is the only thing in life I need because I am so smart.
- Skippy