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Offline BMathis

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Doctors 'n Guns
« on: February 07, 2010, 01:51:34 PM »
Got this in an email the other day...  What do you think?


 Doctors

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.

(B  Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.

(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services.

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Now think about this:

Guns

(A)  The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million)

(B)  The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.

(C)   The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is ..000188.

Statistics courtesy of FBI


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So statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

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Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'

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FACT  NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT

Almost everyone has at least one doctor.
This means you are over 900 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as a gun owner!!!

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Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.

We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

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Out of concern for the public at large, I withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause

people to panic and seek medical attention!
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Re: Doctors 'n Guns
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2010, 02:03:43 PM »
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Offline AWwrgwy

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Re: Doctors 'n Guns
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2010, 02:48:13 PM »
Before the thread gets locked....

Rob anyone with a Doctor lately?

Obviously it's not the item but how it's used.



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Offline Raptor

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Re: Doctors 'n Guns
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2010, 02:48:24 PM »
See Rule #4
« Last Edit: February 08, 2010, 10:31:42 AM by Skuzzy »

Offline rabbidrabbit

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Re: Doctors 'n Guns
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2010, 03:29:57 PM »
See Rule #4
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Re: Doctors 'n Guns
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2010, 07:04:11 PM »
See Rule #4
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Re: Doctors 'n Guns
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2010, 09:24:04 PM »
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Offline guncrasher

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Re: Doctors 'n Guns
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2010, 11:34:03 PM »
that email was meant as a joke.  its funny :)

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Re: Doctors 'n Guns
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2010, 01:54:22 AM »
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Re: Doctors 'n Guns
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2010, 03:24:21 AM »
and IN
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Offline mbailey

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Re: Doctors 'n Guns
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2010, 06:22:32 AM »
Before the thread gets locked....

Rob anyone with a Doctor lately?

 



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Now that i think of it, id give up my wallet  :D
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Offline ariansworld

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Re: Doctors 'n Guns
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2010, 08:27:42 AM »
INterestingly good.

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Re: Doctors 'n Guns
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2010, 09:30:13 AM »
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Re: Doctors 'n Guns
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2010, 10:34:29 AM »
Not going to lock it.  It was a joke.  

Those who have no sense of humor need to move along and quit trying to make this into something other than what it is.  What is wrong with you people!?!!  I should not have to say things like this!  I know third grade school students who behave better.

If you find what I just said insulting, then maybe you need to take a long look at why you are posting here in the first place.
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Re: Doctors 'n Guns
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2010, 11:22:19 AM »
i got a laugh from the email.