Ah, yes, I remember well. That Lion was "King, the Marginally Adequate Lion".
He ran across a slightly weaker lion. That lion had a pride already - indeed, he'd sired several cubs. After chasing off that lion, King made a quick, crunchy meal of the existing cubs, per custom. He then proceeded to bend the females on the team to his carnal desires. The problem was, ol' King, while jumping a barb-wired fence, had snagged one of "the boys" - just tore it all to hell - and thus, his reload times weren't quite up to par.
His pride suffered reproductive rates that made Spain and Italy look like Mexico City. Eventually, it too was assimilated into the caliphate.
-The End.