Aliens took my wife.....

[Ghosth]

My wife supports me in the style to which I am accustomed.
She only asks that I do a few simple chores around the house.
And when she comes home from work till she goes to bed I'm hers.

So everyday I scoop the cats, carry out the garbage, empty the diswasher.
Play from 7 am till 5pm. Eat supper and dance attendance till she heads for bed sometime after 8 and before 9. At which point I am free again to do whatever.

Of course I do all I can to keep her happy, tell her how proud I am of her, how much I love her, etc.

Hey its worth it!

[TwinBoom]

gaming computer 1000.00
wifes computer 500.00
cable  99.00 month
dlink router 50.00
wife off my back while shes on her computer . Priceless

[Zoney]

Question:

If this alien replicant is here to eat my brains, and my wife's information was used to simulate the human programming chip, and my wife said many times that I only think with my D**K.....................well....................ummmmmm.................

[ozrocker]

Been married/playing long enough usually wife will ask,"How come you're not playing your game".
                                                                                             <S> Oz
                                 

[DREDIOCK]

How much do they charge? Can I get a discount for 3 ex-wifes? I just hope they don't charge by the pound 

3 ex wives??

One would think if you didnt learn your lesson the first time around you surely woulda have after #2.

My wife stopped rolling her eyes back in Air Warrior. Took her a long time to recognize and understand that I couldnt just pause the game though.

Simple rules around here that do get followed most of the time these days.

If you see me sitting there with my headset halfway on with one ear open on and staring mostly at the TV. I am approachable
If you see me sitting there with the headset over both ears and see me moving the joystick. Anything you say to me will get you a response of either "Not now" or something laced with profanity. So dont even bother unless someone has died or the house is on fire. And in the case of the former. Inasmuch as there isnt anything I can do about it anyway. That can probably wait till I'm done.

Took the wife and kids a long long time to "get it" Usually it was their timing that irked me the most.
I could spend 10 minutes flying to an area without anyone uttering a word. But as soon as I got into a knife fight. "Oh dad" -son
"Daadddddyyyy" -Daugher, Or "Just so you, know a month from next Tues I'm going out to dinner with my sisters"- Wife LOL

Hardly happens at all anymore though

[Bear76]

Oh, they have to be "My" ex-wives? I Only have one then.

[LLogann]

On more than one occasion I've had a random woman wake me up to tell me my blackberry says "Kill Time."

No..... I'm not married.

[USRanger]

Oh, they have to be "My" ex-wives? I Only have one then.

That's mah boy.

I'm still in the era of "All you do is play that stupid game!" even though I only play from 9-11 most nights.  Turns out waiting until the kids are in bed isn't enough because that's when she wants attention.

[vorticon]

aliens don't abduct your wife. they just take her home.

[JunkyII]

my wife pays my AH account.

'nuff said. 

[Nemisis]

<<<<< has a girlfriend who thinks its cool, wants to learn but says "I suck at flying. How can you do that?" whenever she uses my account. Now we gota see if she's a tanker like me; like calls to like they say.


I have several friends with wives, or girlfriends who play, share an account, or at least think its cool. Go figure.

<S>,
      49Nem

[Boxboy]

heheh gotta watch them computers you buy em though, my ex ran off with a guy she met on the internet LOL (poor bastich)

Now I get no wife ack, just Kitty ack from my 2 cats she left me LOL

[Nemisis]

lol, I knew a guy who's cat always climbed in his lap when he sat down to play. It was a regular thing, and since his cat died, he feels like he's forgeting something when he plays.

[froger]

Ever since Mrs Max discovered Facebook, she leaves me be. 

Nothin good comes from this face book thing max, even worse are the twitties and my spacers.
  just my experience bro.

[Simba]

Her Lioness used to moan 'n' groan about being a Warbirds Widow - so I divorced her and switched to Aces High. The dust's settled now and we're still great friends. She's recently started spending hours tending a Fairy Garden on Fussbook. I asked her why. 'Revenge', she smiled sweetly.

Fair enough !