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Offline Mister Fork

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Re: Aliens took my wife.....
« Reply #30 on: June 20, 2010, 08:03:27 PM »
Mine taunts me by walking by naked but that doesn't happen much anymore with youngins.

Now she just drops by and asks me questions...just enough to distract me at a critical time which always end up badly for me. I swear she's narcissistic when I fly.
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Offline Jayhawk

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Re: Aliens took my wife.....
« Reply #31 on: June 20, 2010, 08:13:28 PM »
I was so proud yesterday, was at a gift shop flipping through posters and came across a B-17.  I asked her if she recognized what plane that was "Sure, that's a B-17, except it doesn't have an the 'A' like your squad uses."   :O

That was huge for me.
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Re: Aliens took my wife.....
« Reply #32 on: June 20, 2010, 08:17:08 PM »
ROTFL!!!! Omg, thats good. Who would have thought that women pick up so much with their apperant indiference or active dislike.
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Offline Bear76

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Re: Aliens took my wife.....
« Reply #33 on: June 21, 2010, 12:48:09 AM »
Quote from: Mister Fork on June 20, 2010, 08:03:27 PM
Mine taunts me by walking by naked but that doesn't happen much anymore with youngins.

Now she just drops by and asks me questions...just enough to distract me at a critical time which always end up badly for me. I swear she's narcissistic when I fly.

I'll buy you a webcam  ;)
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Offline lulu

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Re: Aliens took my wife.....
« Reply #34 on: June 21, 2010, 06:05:45 AM »
When we do married VS not married?

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Offline Noah17

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Re: Aliens took my wife.....
« Reply #35 on: June 21, 2010, 06:39:22 AM »
While talking with the squaddies the other night one of the guys had to go when the wife started "acking" him. I sympathized ......My wife thinks I love my corsair more than I love her........She's right......
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Re: Aliens took my wife.....
« Reply #36 on: June 21, 2010, 09:47:55 AM »
I was pretty sure I'd made the right choice in wives when I went to buy my HOTAS and was thinking of getting pedals, and Mrs. Wiley bought me the pedals.

Mine doesn't mind me sitting in the corner talking to the voices in my head, as she puts it.  She often laughs at how some of the one-sided conversations sound.  Things like 'In on his six' just don't sound right out of context. <g>

Mrs. Wiley unfortunately does have the capability to know, and ask questions that could be answered at any time just as I'm pulling lead on the guy I've been trying to keep from killing me for the last 3 minutes.

Ah well, gotta take the good with the bad I guess. :)

Wiley.
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Re: Aliens took my wife.....
« Reply #37 on: June 21, 2010, 10:46:33 AM »
Quote from: Wiley on June 21, 2010, 09:47:55 AM
I was pretty sure I'd made the right choice in wives when I went to buy my HOTAS and was thinking of getting pedals, and Mrs. Wiley bought me the pedals.

Mine doesn't mind me sitting in the corner talking to the voices in my head, as she puts it.  She often laughs at how some of the one-sided conversations sound.  Things like 'In on his six' just don't sound right out of context. <g>

Mrs. Wiley unfortunately does have the capability to know, and ask questions that could be answered at any time just as I'm pulling lead on the guy I've been trying to keep from killing me for the last 3 minutes.

Ah well, gotta take the good with the bad I guess. :)

Wiley.

Mrs Changeup has several AH attitudes as we are not quite as emotionally developed as some of you (19 years of marriage..hmmm):

1)  None of you are real...she believes each and everyone of you to be fictional and part of the simulation ("Changeup, you talking to your pretend friends again?)
2)  In the MIDDLE of my fight with Bosco last night for the Dueling Tourney (CHANGEUP!!!!...why did you put the peanut butter in the refrigerator!!!!!??????  LOOK! Its cold!!...then Bosco killed me)
3)  My son screamed, " LOOK AT THE BLOOD ON DADDY's WINDSHIELD!!! DADDY IS GONNA DIE AGAIN...dad, you're not very good at this are you?" (Way to teach your son about blood and death Changeup!)
4)  My son screamed, "DAD IS KILLIN THAT GUY!!! COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL HE BLEW THAT GUYS PLANE UP AND THAT GUY IS DEAD!!! (see above)

We are making progress in the Changeup household....baby steps....just baby steps

V/r

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Re: Aliens took my wife.....
« Reply #38 on: June 21, 2010, 10:57:14 AM »
My wife asked who 'rgr' was :old:
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Re: Aliens took my wife.....
« Reply #39 on: June 21, 2010, 03:22:05 PM »
It was a hot summer night. Me and the sexy bar maid were engaged in a heavy make-out session in the front seat of my Chevy Nova when she looked at me and said, "Do you wanna go back to my place?" To which I replied, "Sorry, babe. Gonna need a rain check. Got Doolittle's Raid tonight."

Maybe I'm the alien?
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Re: Aliens took my wife.....
« Reply #40 on: June 21, 2010, 04:09:46 PM »
Quote from: vafiii on June 21, 2010, 03:22:05 PM
It was a hot summer night. Me and the sexy bar maid were engaged in a heavy make-out session in the front seat of my Chevy Nova when she looked at me and said, "Do you wanna go back to my place?" To which I replied, "Sorry, babe. Gonna need a rain check. Got Doolittle's Raid tonight."

Maybe I'm the alien?

Naaa, you're just a damn good wingman!!! lol...remember the motto..."trust me with your life but not your money or your wife!!!"

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Re: Aliens took my wife.....
« Reply #41 on: June 21, 2010, 06:00:18 PM »
Quote from: Changeup on June 21, 2010, 04:09:46 PM
"trust me with your life but not your money or your wife!!!"


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Re: Aliens took my wife.....
« Reply #42 on: June 21, 2010, 06:14:37 PM »
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Re: Aliens took my wife.....
« Reply #43 on: June 22, 2010, 08:48:33 PM »
I've been "flying" this game for 16 years and I've only been with my wife for 12.

She knows she comes second...... lol
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Re: Aliens took my wife.....
« Reply #44 on: June 22, 2010, 10:51:50 PM »
My wife actually met a few of my squaddies down at the con :aok  This is my cheapest hobby so she doesn't mind it much, and she even askes me Saturday mornings "how did FSO go?" 

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