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Offline Muzzy

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You know you play too much AH when....
« on: August 16, 2010, 08:33:44 PM »
You're watching "Despicable Me", there's an air combat scene, and you're thinking..."Gru would've dropped that guy if he'd just set his convergence."
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Offline SmokinLoon

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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2010, 08:40:00 PM »
... you answer "roger" to a Canadian customs agent when he asks you if you have caught any fish on the Canadian side of the boundary waters.

... you plan for a merge onto the interstate and guess when you can get a shot before they change lanes.

... on your motorcycle you "check 6" for "bogeys" as you scream down the interstate at 90mph.

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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2010, 08:40:10 PM »
My boss was just trying to avoid an advertising sales rep, she was hiding in the bathroom, when I got rid of him I said "its OK he broke.".
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Offline Dichotomy

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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2010, 09:21:58 PM »
you start systematically setting up other drivers for the killshot, you reply to any question that can be answered in the affirmative with 'roger that', conversely any question that can be answered in the negative with 'negative', and so on :D.
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Offline Flipperk

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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2010, 10:23:38 PM »
You setup a HuD of a spitfire in your winky dinky Prius in front of your steering wheel.



You try to conserve fuel in your car by lowering your RPMs
« Last Edit: August 16, 2010, 10:25:23 PM by Flipperk »
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Offline Muzzy

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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2010, 10:24:18 PM »
You critique your rental car with regards to sustained turns, instantaneous turns, and how well it holds E. :airplane:
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Offline Flipperk

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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2010, 10:31:45 PM »
When you say no to sex, and yes to AH.
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Offline AAJagerX

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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2010, 01:49:42 AM »
Quote from: Flipperk on August 16, 2010, 10:31:45 PM
When you say no to sex, and yes to AH.

Flipper, you got booty on the brain dude.
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Offline BrownBaron

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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2010, 01:58:07 AM »
You alert the driver of a vehicle you are in to the dangerously close proximity of other vehicles with "Check it, check it, check it!"
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Offline FA_Refugee

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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2010, 02:01:59 AM »
when you lust for a bad romance during a flat out of control spin...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrO4YZeyl0I&feature=channel
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Offline BrownBaron

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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2010, 02:05:52 AM »
Quote from: FA_Refugee on August 17, 2010, 02:01:59 AM
when you lust for a bad romance during a flat out of control spin...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrO4YZeyl0I&feature=channel

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Offline cpxxx

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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2010, 05:11:23 AM »
When you're flying the real thing and you just wish you could go home and log on.
When you see an aircraft below and just itch to roll in on his six.
When you forget it's not a cartoon plane and try to roll onto his six.
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Offline VonMessa

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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2010, 05:19:33 AM »
When the boss sends you on an errand, calls to ask you where you are and you tell him you are RTB.

When you realize that you have logged more hours in AH than you have invested in building your real airplane on any given week.
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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2010, 09:56:19 AM »
You've ever pulled back or pushed forward on the steering wheel in an attempt to avoid a sudden obstacle, or you've ever hit the gas or brake in a likewise attempt to kick hard rudder.  :uhoh
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Offline Dichotomy

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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2010, 09:58:22 AM »
the first thing you do when you get to work is check your squads page then the AH forums
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