80th FS "Headhunters"

[Dichotomy]

Haven't run into many of them in game but they owe me more than a few keyboards and monitors from the boards

[Bear76]

Any news of me being nice is greatly exaggerated.

What a vicious rumor 

[Ack-Ack]

Our Squad is sponsoring both Silat and Mensa in the Beauty Pagents this coming season.

Dates will be posted later this month.

It's nice to see Mensa getting back into the swing of things.  Having a peg leg and a lazy eye can really cause some self-esteem issues amongst young women.

ack-ack

[Tupac]

Our Squad is sponsoring both Silat and Mensa in the Beauty Pagents this coming season.

Dates will be posted later this month.

Silat likes to bend over too far when she curtsies. She doesnt shave, either.

Butt hair is not attractive on a woman IMO

[Becinhu]

My ground crew hates when I fight Silat because if I make it home they have to remove red stiletto heels from my windscreen or fishnets out of my engine.

[CAP1]

My ground crew hates when I fight Silat because if I make it home they have to remove red stiletto heels from my windscreen or fishnets out of my engine.

fishnets are very good at messing things up in engines. 

[Guppy35]

when did you guys start owning anything? 

We own your P38 but it's getting rusty from lack of use

[Shuffler]

We own your P38 but it's getting rusty from lack of use

I'm not supposed to tell you but ummm parts of your 38 are getting "used" while your ummm away. Everyone promised to return the parts ummm pieces when their new parts come in.

In the meeting they decided you would not notice any extra holes unless they whistled.

[Little Dragon]

I'm not supposed to tell you but ummm parts of your 38 are getting "used" while your ummm away. Everyone promised to return the parts ummm pieces when their new parts come in.

In the meeting they decided you would not notice any extra holes unless they whistled.

[Babalonian]

What's the difference between a sty full of pigs and a pile of P-38s at the end of a runway? 

One is fed once a day, the other 24/7/365.

[CAP1]

What's the difference between a sty full of pigs and a pile of P-38s at the end of a runway? 

One is fed once a day, the other 24/7/365.

that, and even a pile of pee38 parts are beautiful. 

[Babalonian]

Lets not bust out the baby pictures here....




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[Shuffler]

Lets not bust out the baby pictures here....


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Showing a picture of Corky's parts supply will get you no where in this conversation.

Bacon on the other hand will make you lots of friends.

[Soulyss]

Wait... there's bacon?

[Captain Virgil Hilts]

Wait... there's bacon?

Yeah, Corky uses it to bribe his ground crew. What? You thought you were getting some?