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Offline BulletVI

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OK ATTENTION YOU MUST READ
« on: September 21, 2010, 12:08:12 PM »
   15  Things you need to know about BulletVI.


1 I'm Scottish

2 If I post on a Friday Nights take whats posted with a PINCH O SALT. I'm Drunk  :uhoh :rolleyes: :P

3 On Friday Evening's I will have been out HAGGIS HUNTING So if I have failed to catch a HAGGIS I shall be drowning my sorrows with a
   crate of BEER and A Fine Bottle of 25 year OLD Malt Whiskey. ( ONLY SINGLE SCOTSMEN HAGGIS HUNT :) )

4 By 11pm or 12am I am SOZZELED DONT LISTEN TO ME :)

5 Fridays Posts will be bleak and non understandable :)

6 Saturday Afternoon I'm Checking over my post from Friday night WITH A HANGOVER THAT FEEL's LIKE THE EXPLOSION OF A
   5 MEGA TONNE NEUK So I will Still miss bits and BOB's :)

7 By 8pm Saturday I'm Still Hungover to high HELL So I'm Drinking the CURE.

8 By 9pm I'm DRUNK AGAIN ( A Combination Of Fridays Nights Booze And Saturdays Cure :( )

9 Again Any POSTS TAKE WITH A PINCH OF SALT By 12am Saturday Night :)

10 Sunday Hungover Again So Still Unable To Catch What I Posted On Saturday Night SORRY.

11 Sunday Night Drinking my Last few Cans Of Beer So Again Back to Getting DRUNK  :rolleyes:

12 Again Sunday Nights Posts Take With A pinch Of Salt  :uhoh

13 Monday Evening I'm Trying To Catch up with my POSTS And Trying To REMEMBER WHAT THE HELL WENT ON OVER THE  
     WEEKEND    :headscratch: :headscratch:  :headscratch: :headscratch:

14 Monday Night At 12pm Realising That I DID THIS AND THAT SAID THIS AND THAT I go oops.

15 Tuesday Afternoon I'm Typing up this to let you all know whats HAPPENED OVER THE WEEKEND .





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P.S Kids Don't Try This At Home It Can Kill YOU THANKS :)

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Oh And P.S if i ever POST and anger you and upset you it's Never Done intentionally :)


SORRY GUY'S  :salute  :salute
« Last Edit: September 21, 2010, 02:36:33 PM by BulletVI »
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Re: OK ATTENTION YOU MUST READ
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2010, 12:14:59 PM »
<<<< always disregards anything bullet posts

This being the exception that proves the rule.....

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Re: OK ATTENTION YOU MUST READ
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2010, 12:17:47 PM »
drink is for sinners :old:

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Re: OK ATTENTION YOU MUST READ
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2010, 12:19:52 PM »
drink is for sinners :old:

Ask Klingan

Then I SHALL GO TO HELL :)
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Re: OK ATTENTION YOU MUST READ
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2010, 12:36:07 PM »
Thought this was something worth reading, not more fantasy junk.
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Re: OK ATTENTION YOU MUST READ
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2010, 12:37:54 PM »
Thought this was something worth reading, not more fantasy junk.

Not Fantasy Junk Its Me gyrene Haggis Hunting is Scottish Slang for trying to pull a woman at a night club :)
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Re: OK ATTENTION YOU MUST READ
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2010, 12:56:30 PM »
If William Wallace won the war we'd all be going Haggis Huntin
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Re: OK ATTENTION YOU MUST READ
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2010, 01:11:27 PM »
If William Wallace won the war we'd all be going Haggis Huntin
pretty sure we're still doing it all over the world :D
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Re: OK ATTENTION YOU MUST READ
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2010, 01:13:05 PM »
pretty sure we're still doing it all over the world :D

EYE it a depends on phit type o Haggis yer efter :lol  :rofl   ( M Or F Haggis  :rofl 0
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Re: OK ATTENTION YOU MUST READ
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2010, 01:26:58 PM »


Just remember that "less than perfect" haggis needs to be "plated" every now and then too.




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Re: OK ATTENTION YOU MUST READ
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2010, 01:51:47 PM »
1 I'm Scottish 

Your also just plain weird at times, scots I've met, your weird.

2 If I post on a Friday Nights take whats posted with a PINCH O SALT. I'm Drunk  uhoh rolleyes Neener! Neener! Simple, DON"T POST under the influence.

3 On Friday Evening's I will have been out HAGGIS HUNTING So if I have failed to catch a HAGGIS I shall be drowning my sorrows with a
   crate of BEER and A Fine Bottle of 25 year OLD Malt Whiskey. ( ONLY SINGLE SCOTSMEN HAGGIS HUNT Smiley ) Sounds like a personal problem, Too much information

4 By 11pm or 12am I am SOZZELED DONT LISTEN TO ME Smiley
Simple, DON"T POST under the influence. Its not that hard, just don't sit down at the computer.

5 Fridays Posts will be bleak and non understandable Smiley

6 Saturday Afternoon I'm Checking over my post from Friday night WITH A HANGOVER THAT FEEL's LIKE THE EXPLOSION OF A    5 MEGA TONNE NEUK So I will Still miss bits and BOB's Smiley
Ever considered not drinking so much?

7 By 8pm Saturday I'm Still Hungover to high HELL So I'm Drinking the CURE.
Simple, DON"T POST under the influence.

8 By 9pm I'm DRUNK AGAIN ( A Combination Of Fridays Nights Booze And Saturdays Cure Sad )Simple, DON"T POST under the influence. You really should work on your drinking problem I think.

9 Again Any POSTS TAKE WITH A PINCH OF SALT By 12am Saturday Night Smiley
Again, Simple, DON"T POST under the influence.

10 Sunday Hungover Again So Still Unable To Catch What I Posted On Saturday Night SORRY.
If your out of control, unable to function, why are you getting so drunk?

11 Sunday Night Drinking my Last few Cans Of Beer So Again Back to Getting DRUNK  rolleyes
You really really should consider a weekend without alcohol.

12 Again Sunday Nights Posts Take With A pinch Of Salt  uhoh
What part of "you need to be responsible for yourself, and your actions" do you not understand?

13 Monday Evening I'm Trying To Catch up with my POSTS And Trying To REMEMBER WHAT THE HELL WENT ON OVER THE 
     WEEKEND    headscratch headscratch  headscratch headscratch
This would be a lot easier, if you just had an alcohol detector built into your computer. Since you don't seem to be able to moderate your intake

14 Monday Night At 12pm Realising That I DID THIS AND THAT SAID THIS AND THAT I go oops.
Ooops is once, 2nd time is shame on me, 3rd time you have a problem, 4th time, well maybe you should check in to your nearest addiction facility

15 Tuesday Afternoon I'm Typing up this to let you all know whats HAPPENED OVER THE WEEKEND .
And you wear yourself out to the point that you just need a beer or 2, right? And tomorrow, that's Wednesday, hump day, and Thursday well that's Friday eve, we get the picture.


Its all on you Bullet, there are no free passes, everything counts, we all have to deal with a life that is less than perfect. Eventually we are all held accountable for the decisions we make. Looks to me like you need to seriously look at making some different ones.

I didn't write any of this to put you down. You do that job just fine all on your own sir.


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Re: OK ATTENTION YOU MUST READ
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2010, 02:19:40 PM »
  15  Things you need to know about BulletVI.


1 I'm Scottish

2 If I post on a Friday Nights take whats posted with a PINCH O SALT. I'm Drunk  :uhoh :rolleyes: :P

3 On Friday Evening's I will have been out HAGGIS HUNTING So if I have failed to catch a HAGGIS I shall be drowning my sorrows with a
   crate of BEER and A Fine Bottle of 25 year OLD Malt Whiskey. ( ONLY SINGLE SCOTSMEN HAGGIS HUNT :) )

4 By 11pm or 12am I am SOZZELED DONT LISTEN TO ME :)

5 Fridays Posts will be bleak and non understandable :)

6 Saturday Afternoon I'm Checking over my post from Friday night WITH A HANGOVER THAT FEEL's LIKE THE EXPLOSION OF A
   5 MEGA TONNE NEUK So I will Still miss bits and BOB's :)

7 By 8pm Saturday I'm Still Hungover to high HELL So I'm Drinking the CURE.

8 By 9pm I'm DRUNK AGAIN ( A Combination Of Fridays Nights Booze And Saturdays Cure :( )

9 Again Any POSTS TAKE WITH A PINCH OF SALT By 12am Saturday Night :)

10 Sunday Hungover Again So Still Unable To Catch What I Posted On Saturday Night SORRY.

11 Sunday Night Drinking my Last few Cans Of Beer So Again Back to Getting DRUNK  :rolleyes:

12 Again Sunday Nights Posts Take With A pinch Of Salt  :uhoh

13 Monday Evening I'm Trying To Catch up with my POSTS And Trying To REMEMBER WHAT THE HELL WENT ON OVER THE  
     WEEKEND    :headscratch: :headscratch:  :headscratch: :headscratch:

14 Monday Night At 12pm Realising That I DID THIS AND THAT SAID THIS AND THAT I go oops.

15 Tuesday Afternoon I'm Typing up this to let you all know whats HAPPENED OVER THE WEEKEND .





BulletVI

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Re: OK ATTENTION YOU MUST READ
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2010, 02:30:35 PM »
Translation: Look at me!! Look, Look at me!!

He spews more BS than half the bulls in Texas. I don't believe a word he says.
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Re: OK ATTENTION YOU MUST READ
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2010, 02:33:14 PM »
Translation: Look at me!! Look, Look at me!!

He spews more BS than half the bulls in Texas. I don't believe a word he says.


Why thankyou for the compliment.


I now see the view of a drunken Scotsmen has changed thanks OH and for all you who think i am expaining a drink problem i am not i never drink dureing working days or the night before i have to drive at 6am in the morning. As with most times i drink i get silly and daring and such. I almost revert back to being a Teenager but i dont go that far. ( Its like drinking Red Bull and Getting HYPER :) )
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Re: OK ATTENTION YOU MUST READ
« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2010, 02:37:46 PM »

OH An Addition to the 15 things.



16  If you see a post of mine in a topic dont read ignore me :)
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