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Offline Lusche

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Meeting Mr. Average!
« on: November 10, 2010, 04:21:27 AM »
Meet Mr. Average of LWTour 129!   :airplane:

(This topic is a waste product of my upcoming AH stats 2010... only 2 months to go)


This is Mr. Average:

He spent 10.5h in fighter mode, 4h in attack mode, 3.8h in bombers and 4.3 hours in GVs, for a total of 22.6 hours.
Of course only he knows how much additional time he was wasting in the tower, in the lobby or logging in & out trying to get into a locked LWO...  :noid

The average duration of a fighter sortie was 9 minutes, an attack sortie averaged at almost 10 minutes but the vehicle sorties lasted only just under 6 minutes. If we assume a full formation at every bomber mission, the average sortie duration would have been 19 minutes.

He got 53 kills in fighter & attack mode and got credit for 3 kills in bombers and 26 kills in vehicles. About 20 more kills did never count, because he was in wrong scoring mode, used a manned ack or was already dangling in a chute

He discoed once every 10 hours of playing time, but of course we do not know if for regular connection troubles or by hitting alt-f4...

Mr. Average captured 0.31 bases by GV (M3, SdKfz, Jeep) and 0.12 bases by goon.

He landed only 1 in 3 fighter sorties, and got a kill only in every other sortie - partly because only 3.4% of his bullets hit the target. That shows that getting a mere 2-kills landing message actually IS an accomplishment for him.

Most players are like him: A acquiescent target for a selected few of AH "vets". If we combine fighter & attack mode kills & deaths into a single stat (so that "top fighter K/D" pilots with only 1% of their sorties do not skew the statistic) we find:
Only 26% of all players active during a tour reached a K/D of 1
Less than 10% managed to kill at least 2 enemies for every death of their own. A K/D of 5 was reached only by about 1% and a mere 0.14% went to K/D 10 and beyond.

All categories combined, 10% of the players had made more than 50% of all kills. About 90 of them provided by our averaging friend. :uhoh




Mr. Average... you never make it to the front page, nobody praises your 1337 skill on the bulletin board, and more often than not you get ridiculed by us AH snobs for your alleged lack of skill...

But today, we salute you!  :salute







(This is based on all "active" players in tour 129. An active player is one that has killed or has been killed at least once. Someone who downloaded AH, spawned a P-51 but didn't manage to get airborne is not factored in. In fact, I will never know that he was there at all.)
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Re: Meeting Mr. Average!
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2010, 04:28:37 AM »
<---- Owns Mr. Average.  :D
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Re: Meeting Mr. Average!
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2010, 04:30:28 AM »
 :lol
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Re: Meeting Mr. Average!
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2010, 04:47:52 AM »
 :salute        Mr. Average
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Re: Meeting Mr. Average!
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2010, 05:01:45 AM »
Damn, rough statistics! :confused:

Very interesting stuff as always, thank you Lusche!
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Re: Meeting Mr. Average!
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2010, 05:06:23 AM »
 :salute   FOOD!
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Re: Meeting Mr. Average!
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2010, 05:10:44 AM »
np drop in to the WW1 arena, grab yourself a Dr1 and PRESTO become an instant ace... K/D 5:1 guaranteed (it's stamped on the underside of the tailplane). Just be sure to go after F2b's, Camels and DVII's (in that order) and RUN if you see another Dr1, especially Ehre or iwlf  :bolt:
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Re: Meeting Mr. Average!
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2010, 06:01:50 AM »
<-  Mr. Below Average:

Kills Counted towards Rank - 145

Kills Not Counted Towards Rank - 176


I think I'm getting the hang of this "score" thing.  :)
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Re: Meeting Mr. Average!
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2010, 06:19:32 AM »


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Re: Meeting Mr. Average!
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2010, 07:05:46 AM »
... amusingly presented stats ...

:D :aok


(btw mean or median?)
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Re: Meeting Mr. Average!
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2010, 07:21:58 AM »
thank you its nice to be noticed...
see ya next time your on my six  (againandagainandagainadinfini tum)
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Re: Meeting Mr. Average!
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2010, 07:29:43 AM »
    You forgot these important stats:

    74% have wives or girlfriends

    of them 48% have kids

    over 60% work real jobs

    98% dont live in Mom's moldy basement on a cot in the corner beside Mr.Frisky's catbox

    99% wont be removed at the time of their death (from Mom's basement) by a crane.
    

Just didnt want to leave that important data out.  :salute

    

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Re: Meeting Mr. Average!
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2010, 07:50:31 AM »
hey thats my score to a tee minus due to DUI flying and not really worried about scores just there to have a good time
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Re: Meeting Mr. Average!
« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2010, 07:58:57 AM »
I hear a real men of genius song playing in the background

'mister average cartoon PILET'
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Re: Meeting Mr. Average!
« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2010, 08:01:49 AM »
was thinking the Same thing but was having a brain fart trying to think of what Beer commercial that used that
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