Sheesh...most guys take a Hustler or something like it to the bathroom. YOU GUYS take old copies of "Cold Steel Panzer Jigglers" and "Tales From Rommels trist with Patton" to the throne room.
Bet you boys slick your hair back with vintage King Tiger axel greese........

<General Patton> - ack-ack your tank killing methods are unorthodox as h&ll soldier!!
<ack-ack> - Thank you Sir! The only thing I could find big enough to drop on the King Tiger with my 38 was your M4 Sir!
<General Patton> - And how many King Tigers are there between here and Berlin??
<ack-ack> - Don't worry Sir! You have enough M4's for me to find out...hehehehehehehehee.

<Forward Air Controler> - Red Dog Poppa to command. You won't beleive this. There's some crazy fly-fly boy droppin M4's on german tanks out here with a P38!!!!

<Coommand> - Red you in the hooch again??

<Forward Air Controler> - Dangit No! I ran outta hooch two towns back.

<Command> - (Loud commanding yelling in the background)

Disregard what you are seeing. We are sending you more hooch with fuel and 20 M4's for the fly-fly boy. General Pattons complements.
