I guess someone forgot to tell that to the guy who actually owns a Harrier that I just saw fly at Airventure a couple months ago.
She's 700 feet long, weighs 17,000 tons and would be perfect for a relaxing day on the lake or intimidating medium-sized nations.
I read where they are training on bicycles now for the ramp jump onto the victims deck.
gotta love this bit
small looking cv, someone could make a fortune off of it tho, imagine buying it, then renovating it into a floating cruise ship-like cv. or even a party ship.