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Offline APDrone

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Re: Tools
« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2010, 09:35:50 PM »
Yup.. good ones!

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Offline eagl

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Re: Tools
« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2010, 10:27:31 PM »
Radial arm saw: a table saw for real men who feel they may have an extra finger or hand they don't need anymore.
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Offline Stalwart

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Re: Tools
« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2010, 11:02:59 PM »
It's much harder to feed yourself through a table saw than to lay down and cut yourself off on a radial arm saw.
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Re: Tools
« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2010, 01:13:31 AM »
 :lol    :aok     :cheers:
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Re: Tools
« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2010, 02:17:38 AM »
BANDSAW: A vertically mounted saw that appears double sided but isnt, primary function is to allow for the immediate shattering of the blade while chipping and occasionally sawing wood when the operater attempts to use the wrong side. When the blade shatters it provides the useful ability of injuring the operator and severely annoying the onlooking woodwork teacher while injuring the overseer of the operator's wallet.

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Offline Dichotomy

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« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2010, 07:40:31 AM »
personal experience plaw?  :lol
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Re: Tools
« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2010, 07:44:48 AM »
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Offline mbailey

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Re: Tools
« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2010, 07:55:28 AM »
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Offline zack1234

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Re: Tools
« Reply #23 on: December 02, 2010, 11:43:52 AM »
my dad bought me a table saw i have not found a use for it :old:

Drill press and bandsaw and chop saw yes not table saw, it looks nice and sounds nice lol
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Offline Jayhawk

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Re: Tools
« Reply #24 on: December 02, 2010, 12:13:43 PM »
I recently used my table saw to test the integrity of my waist.
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Offline guncrasher

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Re: Tools
« Reply #25 on: December 02, 2010, 12:31:11 PM »
I still have blood stains on my table saw from the new guy who didnt understand the meaning of "dont touch it".  good thing it was only the tip of his finger.

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Re: Tools
« Reply #26 on: December 02, 2010, 11:11:06 PM »
Quote from: Meatwad on December 01, 2010, 06:16:43 PM
AIR COMPRESSOR:
Used to measure velocity and distance of air chuck tools the moment you touch the quick disconnect. Studies have shown that the distance traveled increases exponentially with the cost of the item. Guaranteed at the end of your paint job to decide to spray moisture on the body of the vehicle you have spent the whole weekend sanding and priming.


Also used for spinning bearings on a screwdriver that can travel across a workshop floor at the speed of light.
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Offline Mustaine

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« Reply #27 on: December 04, 2010, 02:28:02 AM »
There isn't a smilie invented yet to convey my joy, sorrow, laughter, and understanding of the truth in this thread.
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Offline Flench

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Re: Tools
« Reply #28 on: December 04, 2010, 06:47:33 AM »
Quote from: zack1234 on December 02, 2010, 11:43:52 AM
my dad bought me a table saw i have not found a use for it :old:

Drill press and bandsaw and chop saw yes not table saw, it looks nice and sounds nice lol
Watch ot for the drill press ! I lost a chunk of hair with one . Tip < Don't lean over a drill press with 3 feet of hair , lol .
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