I JG27 looking for 109 sticks for BOG scenario

[jolly22]

Jolly22,

One of the perks of I JG27   If you join I JG27 I will personally see to it that she brings you a beer after your successfull return from your first sortie

 
BigRat

Too bad im flyin allied!!  I prefer hearing the sounds of americans and understanding them 

[Big Rat]

LOL.  The women cross the big pond are the brits. DoD warn us about VD in the German women population.

That's just Allied propoganda, so that you don't desert in droves for our beer and women.  Once learning the truth though, many allied airmen simply bail out of perfectly good aircraft over Germany, so they can try and get a taste of our beer and women (see previous post about bombers crashing and spilling beer).  It's really annoying when some American bails out of their aircraft, spills your beer, and then tries to hit on our women.  Thereby the whole reason I JG27 needs pilots to help stop this travesty.


 
BigRat

[oakranger]

That's just Allied propoganda, so that you don't desert in droves for our beer and women.  Once learning the truth though, many allied airmen simply bail out of perfectly good aircraft over Germany, so they can try and get a taste of our beer and women (see previous post about bombers crashing and spilling beer).  It's really annoying when some American bails out of their aircraft, spills your beer, and then tries to hit on our women.  Thereby the whole reason I JG27 needs pilots to help stop this travesty.


 
BigRat

LOL

[Big Rat]

Alright guys what do I have to offer to get the remaining 109 fans into I JG27.  I have the best supply of quality German beer, all the other Gruppen have the inferior stuff we past on .  We have the best German women to even serve it to you, and they drink it too.  And the more they drink the better you look .  Our 109's are the best in the fleet, I hand picked every one of them, I guarantee that not one of them will have a mechanical failure.  Now I can't post all these fancy pictures these other guys put up  , I'm not very puter literate.  But you don't really want fancy pictures and animations, you want the best Germany can produce, quality aircraft, quality beer, and quality women.  I'll even throw in, as a bonus, my quality leadership

 
BigRat

[gpwurzel]

You also have the best bait in AH flying with you - I can guarantee anyone who flys with me will get lots of kills taking people off my backside.

This will be a fun scenario, lots of planes to shoot at (and get shot at by)



Von Wurzel

[Big Rat]

See, look, we now even have the best bait  

 
BigRat

[Sloehand]

WHOA!! That girl in the front is smokin!!!!!

How would you know?  You're not looking at her face.   

[2bighorn]

We have more beer and women than current roster can deal with. We'd like to share. Any takers?

 

[Big Rat]

Unbelievably we still have spots with all these great benefits.  This is a limited time offer, and first come first serve

 
BigRat

[mthrockmor]

Promise I am not sand bagg'n your post but...

I JG 27 has tons of high end fighter sticks. If you are a newer pilot and want to watch some great flying up close and personal this would be one of the German units to sign up with. You would learn a ton about flying fighters, not just 109s and 190s.

Just my two cents.

Boo

[Big Rat]

Thanks Boo

 
BigRat