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Offline Simaril

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How do you know if there's a leper...
« on: January 27, 2011, 01:34:55 PM »
Playing hockey with you?







Easy. You see a face off in the corner! :devil
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Re: How do you know if there's a leper...
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2011, 01:35:28 PM »
 :rofl

Oh lord Sim..
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Re: How do you know if there's a leper...
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2011, 01:39:28 PM »
Quote from: Simaril on January 27, 2011, 01:34:55 PM
Playing hockey with you?







Easy. You see a face off in the corner! :devil


How bad is the weather in your state of mind?
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Re: How do you know if there's a leper...
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2011, 01:43:34 PM »
Balmy
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Re: How do you know if there's a leper...
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2011, 02:25:23 PM »
That do you call 4 lepers in a Jacuzzi?





















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Offline Simaril

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Re: How do you know if there's a leper...
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2011, 02:38:49 PM »
That one's always been my personal favorite, Rox.


How do you know if there's a leper playing poker with you?









You look at the pot and see somebody threw in his hand!
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Re: How do you know if there's a leper...
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2011, 02:55:15 PM »
<Groan>
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Offline Simaril

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Re: How do you know if there's a leper...
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2011, 03:03:42 PM »
How do you stop a leper from robbing a bank?













Disarm him!
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Re: How do you know if there's a leper...
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2011, 03:15:12 PM »

Leper Jokes

Gives new meaning to LMFAO.




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Re: How do you know if there's a leper...
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2011, 03:20:58 PM »
Quote from: Dragon on January 27, 2011, 03:15:12 PM
Leper Jokes

Gives new meaning to LMFAO.




 :rofl

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Re: How do you know if there's a leper...
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2011, 04:27:03 PM »
What did the leper say to the manicurist?









Keep the tip!


PS there is a not-so-G-rated version of this one....
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Re: How do you know if there's a leper...
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2011, 05:01:34 PM »

Those are pretty good.

I always prefered the "Dead Baby" genre myself.

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Re: How do you know if there's a leper...
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2011, 05:05:23 PM »
Quote from: AKWabbit on January 27, 2011, 05:01:34 PM
Those are pretty good.

I always prefered the "Dead Baby" genre myself.

;),
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Re: How do you know if there's a leper...
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2011, 05:10:17 PM »
Did you hear what happened to the leper who ran into the screen door?








he strained himslef

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What do you do when a female leper bats her eyes at you?




Catch 'em and yell "You're OUT!"
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Re: How do you know if there's a leper...
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2011, 06:21:55 PM »
Sorry Sim....

You are one of my favorite posters to read.  When I see Gen. Chamberlin in the icon I know it's going to be good (and sane).

I recognized your moment of "OMG, life is getting too serious, I need to do my part"....

Had to help   :aok


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