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Offline Dichotomy

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Rat in the barracks
« on: February 23, 2011, 02:06:39 PM »
Guys,

Watch the corners and out of the way places for rat traps.  I put some out this morning when that fleet footed rodent got away.  Be sure to check your perishables for signs of feeding or droppings.

Oh yes and don't forget today's inspirational message 'Don't tap dance in the mine field' brought to you buy Crazy Bobs mortuary.

That is all.
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Re: Rat in the barracks
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2011, 04:17:43 PM »
want some? rat free too
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Re: Rat in the barracks
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2011, 02:28:05 PM »
*peeks around corner*

THERE YOU ARE YOU LITTLE !#$@!!@$  throws spear...

GAHHHHHH Missed again  :bhead
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Re: Rat in the barracks
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2011, 03:33:35 PM »
leave my pet alone will ya lol
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Re: Rat in the barracks
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2011, 03:38:41 PM »
keep him outta my cheese then  :furious
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Re: Rat in the barracks
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2011, 04:08:20 PM »
stop inticing him not my fault he likes wine and cheese  :cheers: :cheers: :bolt: :bolt: :bolt:
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Re: Rat in the barracks
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2011, 04:34:00 PM »
good thing he can't chew through a beer can or we'd have serious issue *sees little rat head poke out under the lockers & flings empty at it

AAAUUUGGGGGGHHH he got away again  :mad:
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Re: Rat in the barracks
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2011, 04:45:24 PM »
good thing he can't chew through a beer can or we'd have serious issue *sees little rat head poke out under the lockers & flings empty at it

AAAUUUGGGGGGHHH he got away again  :mad:


hey stop messing with the rat cause ya keep messing with him and teasing him this is what he turns into  :devil :devil :devil :lol :lol :lol :lol

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Re: Rat in the barracks
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2011, 04:48:09 PM »
what you are failing to realize Dicho is that the rat is a trained animal sent to spy on you and your side and relay preciouse war info (aka, where the stolen beer is located) to the other side. Better stop him quick or they will send a squad of the newly remodled troopers to reclaim that beer!  :cheers:
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Re: Rat in the barracks
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2011, 05:25:26 PM »
*wires hand grenade to McGuyvered rat trap.  Baits with river scum and leathery burnt bacon. 

I'll get that sonof a :joystick: this time
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Re: Rat in the barracks
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2011, 08:14:58 PM »
 :noid

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Re: Rat in the barracks
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2011, 09:10:48 PM »
IS IT YOU GNAWING ON AND POOPING ON MY CHEESE? 

Just wait till I get to your plane sir
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Re: Rat in the barracks
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2011, 09:29:06 PM »
good thing he can't chew through a beer can or we'd have serious issue *sees little rat head poke out under the lockers & flings empty at it

AAAUUUGGGGGGHHH he got away again  :mad:

you know the rats in philly can get through concrete?
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Re: Rat in the barracks
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2011, 09:33:12 PM »
Where's Percy Wetmore when you need his scrawny butt?
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Re: Rat in the barracks
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2011, 10:22:03 PM »
Where's Percy Wetmore when you need his scrawny butt?

He's no better at mouse killin than anything else.