Heres another offer for ya.
Join my sqaud and you'll not only be XO bomber wing, you'll get a free steak knife!
And if you reply in the next 3 miniutes you'll get a hand held personal mig-welder for all those quick mig welding tasks that cant wait till ya get home (fits on keyring).
Also your free to change your handle to something really manly like "Eggbeater" or something - LOL.
Be a part of the kitchen utensil uprising against their human oppressors!
GO ON ya know ya want to.
PS - we are serious from time to time
OUT
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Overlord Spatula,
1st Airborne Kitchen Utensil Assault Group
"... 10 Me-109s out of the sun..." Aces High, Iron Maiden.