Making fun of a false pretense + high dudgeon + puns = 13.
This kind of reminds me of my old high school formula:
crisis = danger + opportunity
danger = fun + fear
matches + gas = fun
therefore,
danger without fear is pure gas + matches fun
or that crisis without danger is a fun but fearful opportunity.
per common sense, fun = fun for t<0
no more fun for t>=0
where 0 defined as the time event at which someone gets hurt.
That's the only caveat we really need heed, because after t=0, and that event is not predestined, then the crisis would turn into an opportunity for no more fun.
