Anyone else blow off the chores today? I keep saying it's too wet outside.
You know, cause of that crazy weather last night and all...
Coogan
Back in 2003 the wife wanted our cupboards removed for actual cabinetry. I exclaim. "Great!, I work midnights, I'll demo the kitchen myself."
If only she knew of the concocted plan of the day.
The "Routine" (as it is now called by the wife, went like this):
6:00am - Stare at the previous days progress
6:01am - Grab some breakfast, recline on the LazBoy
7:00am - Remove a cabinet here, chip some more 1" ceramic tiles (had to be over 800 of these fuggers)
8:00am - Fire up Aces High, fly a couple hours
10:00am - Reclines in the LazBoy and nap (pace yourself when not being supervised by the wife)
12:00pm - Grab some lunch
12:15pm - Fire up Aces High again
3:00pm - Remove some more stuff (just enough to make a difference)
4:00pm - Time it so your removing the last thing when she strolls through the door.
I got away with this for 3 days
She came home with me sleeping on the LazBoy.
Now she hounds me about chores.