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Dicta JUGgler AH2
« on: August 01, 2011, 08:59:44 PM »
#1- HO = Badform
      A: Never HO on 1st merge
      B: If not damaged by 1st merge HO allow your opponent the opportunity to redeam herself by realizing you DID
          NOT HO at the merge and continue accordingly
      C: If you've recieved damage or your female opponent HOd on the 2nd merge then by all means give her the
          "money face shot"! After all she is clearly asking for it

#2- VULCH = lame. It is NOT the "sport of kings", it is the "dance of queens"
      A: Never vulch
      B: Never vulch
      C: Never vulch

#3- CHERRYPICK AT THE EDGE OF A BASE= silly tardness.
      A: Never cherrypick the edge of a base, see vulching

#4- HORDE
      A: Do not join it
      B: Always fight against it

#5- COMMIT
      A: No matter the odds commit fully to your fight
      B: Never "skirt lift, panty soil, scramble to the vert". Commit yourself to the fight
      C: Running, If you run please COMMIT to it, DO NOT return to pik someone who just bested you

#6- Never enter a fight that you were not part of in the beginning, unless a friendly is out #d, this includes
      squadies! (they never ask for help anyway)

#7- ACK, IF your opponents are giving you room to move then NEVER run to it. IF they are cherryfesting you
      Then embrace it, become one with it. It is their silliness that forced the "ack hug"
   
#8- Become one with "JETRAGE"

#9- Never berate noobs for shabby gameplay, Always berate vets for shabby gameplay

#10- Survival is a poor excuse for timidness when there is so much revenge in the hangar  :aok   


Guidelines that I go by  :rock



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Re: Dicta JUGgler AH2
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2011, 09:02:16 PM »
Thats kinda cool JUG...

Except I'm thinking vulching is cool...  Always better to be the vulcher than the vulchee.. 
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Re: Dicta JUGgler AH2
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2011, 09:04:35 PM »
I agree, good llist.  Now if we could get EVERYONE to agree and actually follow through with not behaving like the south end of a horse going north, this sim/game community would be a much better place.  :)
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Re: Dicta JUGgler AH2
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2011, 09:06:26 PM »
Thats kinda cool JUG...

Except I'm thinking vulching is cool...  Always better to be the vulcher than the vulchee.. 


I'm sure there is much truth in this  :joystick:



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Re: Dicta JUGgler AH2
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2011, 09:06:59 PM »
Dose vulching include bombing parked GVs?
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Re: Dicta JUGgler AH2
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2011, 09:09:55 PM »
Come out of the Middle Ages, chivalry is dead.

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Re: Dicta JUGgler AH2
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2011, 09:11:25 PM »
Come out of the Middle Ages, chivalry is dead.
:rofl :rofl :rofl


I was clearly born many centuries too late!



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Re: Dicta JUGgler AH2
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2011, 09:13:40 PM »
Come out of the Middle Ages, chivalry is dead.


 :rofl

far from it :aok

maybe for your age group,(it was never there) but most of us dinosaurs live by it. yes even in a silly game.

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Re: Dicta JUGgler AH2
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2011, 09:20:30 PM »

#4- HORDE
      A: Do not join it
      B: Always fight against it


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 :rofl

This is one "dicta" that isn't always followed by you or your squadron mates.

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Re: Dicta JUGgler AH2
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2011, 09:22:44 PM »
Excuse me sir ..... in regard to #9 ...what happens when you fall into the in between category....not quite a noob anymore but nowhere near a vet  :D
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Re: Dicta JUGgler AH2
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2011, 09:24:14 PM »
A picture of A23 from JUG's kite.  :airplane:




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Re: Dicta JUGgler AH2
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2011, 09:28:29 PM »
:rofl

This is one "dicta" that isn't always followed by you or your squadron mates.

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Re: Dicta JUGgler AH2
« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2011, 09:29:15 PM »
A picture of A23 from JUG's kite.  :airplane:






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Re: Dicta JUGgler AH2
« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2011, 09:31:05 PM »
Excuse me sir ..... in regard to #9 ...what happens when you fall into the in between category....not quite a noob anymore but nowhere near a vet  :D


You are no noob, and you are not shabby  :aok

Those who are shabby are fully aware of it  :old:

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Re: Dicta JUGgler AH2
« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2011, 09:33:38 PM »
You lost me at never vulch.