I knew you guys would bring up the bucket! I might as well poop in it.....I sit on the dang thing enough 
About the eccentric millionaire thing, even though buying your own train must be very expensive, having to have track laid especially for you wherever you want to go and then taken up afterwards is a dead giveaway isn't it? You're Warren Buffet aren't you bud? Go on, admit it!
Can I lend 25 cents by the way, you know I'm good for it.