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Offline 2ADoc

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Re: a new kind of wish
« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2011, 08:13:16 AM »
Remember that donating your future kids to the Trojan foundation is not all that bad of a deal.  I do realize that rubbers don't feel right for the guy, or taste right for the girl, but it is better than playing the OFM game.
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Offline PFactorDave

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Re: a new kind of wish
« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2011, 08:17:52 AM »
Quote from: guncrasher on October 11, 2011, 02:24:56 AM
thank you, thank you very much.  auntie flow showed up this morning.  i knew wishes get granted here  :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:.



semp

You are aware that a woman can experience bleeding during  pregnancy that can be confused as being her period, right?   :bolt:
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Re: a new kind of wish
« Reply #17 on: October 11, 2011, 09:06:38 AM »
*smashes face on desk*
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Re: a new kind of wish
« Reply #18 on: October 11, 2011, 11:24:48 AM »
There is good news

I saved a ton of money on child support by switching to condoms
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Offline B-17

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Re: a new kind of wish
« Reply #19 on: October 11, 2011, 11:33:05 AM »
:rofl :rofl :rofl my friend sonia is looking at me like I'm an idiot-- laughed so hard :lol "how do you spell relief? v-a-s-e.."

You know a girl can experience blood loss during pregnancy, right??

VonMessa... Priceless :rofl :rofl
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Re: a new kind of wish
« Reply #20 on: October 11, 2011, 12:07:50 PM »
Quote from: PFactorDave on October 11, 2011, 08:17:52 AM
You are aware that a woman can experience bleeding during  pregnancy that can be confused as being her period, right?   :bolt:

 :lol

...You bastard, Dave.

Semp-  Get the blood test, then either have the full fledged freakout, or go back to being able to sleep.  Mrs. Wiley and I had a similar situation.  Long story short, when the bloodwork came back, my co-workers got to see the happy dance.

Wiley.
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Re: a new kind of wish
« Reply #21 on: October 11, 2011, 05:56:25 PM »
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Re: a new kind of wish
« Reply #22 on: October 11, 2011, 05:58:26 PM »
Quote from: Wiley on October 11, 2011, 12:07:50 PM
:lol

...You bastard, Dave.


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I just thought he should know!

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Offline Raptor05121

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Re: a new kind of wish
« Reply #23 on: October 11, 2011, 10:30:57 PM »
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Re: a new kind of wish
« Reply #24 on: October 12, 2011, 09:32:26 PM »
Oh man... semp.  You must be freaking out like it's nobody's business, and with good reason.  All kidding aside, you've got to be prepared for the possibility that you've just gotten your girlfriend pregnant.  If nothing else, this will be an object lesson for me to use a condom.

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Re: a new kind of wish
« Reply #25 on: October 12, 2011, 10:01:05 PM »
:rofl It is all about you, right Penguin? :D

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Re: a new kind of wish
« Reply #26 on: October 12, 2011, 10:18:11 PM »
Quote from: B-17 on October 12, 2011, 10:01:05 PM
:rofl It is all about you, right Penguin? :D

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Wish penguin's dad used one.
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Re: a new kind of wish
« Reply #27 on: October 12, 2011, 10:46:04 PM »
Quote from: Bronk on October 12, 2011, 10:18:11 PM
Wish penguin's dad used one.

Jeez, that's a cheap way to make a joke.  I don't make them about you, so lay off. ;)

Quote from: B-17 on October 12, 2011, 10:01:05 PM
:rofl It is all about you, right Penguin? :D

:bolt:

Hahaha, I probably should have said "teenagers", but seeing as I'm almost the only teenager here, the difference would be negligible in relation to the forum population of teenagers.

-Penguin
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Re: a new kind of wish
« Reply #28 on: October 13, 2011, 11:36:17 AM »
:lol Penguin, I'm 15 :D
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Re: a new kind of wish
« Reply #29 on: October 13, 2011, 11:39:46 AM »
This is why I always do a go-around. Never, never, never make a full stop landing with your girlfriend!
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