I've been annointed by Army of Muppets to announce that you all have been trolled. I think most people picked up on the two kappas part of the troll, but nobody picked up on the fact that the ensuing fight afterwards was concocted as well. For the few that did, way to go!
Based off this thread's magnitude, both literal and figurative, along with the number of posters who were unwitted, this troll shall be known as GMOAT, "Grand Mother Of All Trolls",
HENCE FORTH. If there was ever a contending troll it would be the original MOAT, but records of the original MOAT are suspeciously unavailable, even though all other threads from the Aces High Golden Era are available.
Chalk this one up as another glorious AoM feat, jolly good fight Aces High puppets.
AoM owns you.