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Offline deadstikmac

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Haiku
« on: August 12, 2012, 07:42:31 PM »
My aim shall fail me
The enemy shall kill me
I spilt my beer crying


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Re: Haiku
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2012, 07:44:12 PM »
 :D :D :D :cheers: :cheers:
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Offline Tupac

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Re: Haiku
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2012, 07:45:41 PM »
Occasionally
Haikus make not any sense
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Offline Auger

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Re: Haiku
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2012, 08:22:50 PM »
Haiku schmaiku. What
Do you mean I only get
seventeen syllab

Offline Ten60

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Re: Haiku
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2012, 08:29:07 PM »
I just got discod.
This new feature is awesome.
Instead Bruv killed me...
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Offline SectorNine50

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Re: Haiku
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2012, 11:17:43 PM »
I recently saw a picture of a Haiku that a 3rd or 4th grader came up with:

Five syllables here,
Seven more syllables there,
Are you happy now?


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Offline Letalis

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Re: Haiku
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2012, 12:32:21 AM »
Addiction this game
Just one more sortie, again
Hate myself next day

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Re: Haiku
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2012, 12:55:01 AM »
I was here
But now I'm gone.
Beer me now.
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Offline RedBull1

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Re: Haiku
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2012, 01:07:40 AM »
 :banana:
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Offline Stratocaster

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Re: Haiku
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2012, 08:32:58 AM »
Turn on Van Halen
Spawn a 109 K4
Eat my tater tot
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Re: Haiku
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2012, 09:59:44 AM »
 :D :( :o :cry  :noid

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Re: Haiku
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2012, 11:07:27 AM »
Thanks Skuzzy for that
Mindfully post I now shall
Where is my darn beer



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Offline VonMessa

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Re: Haiku
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2012, 11:11:56 AM »
WTF was that?
Another vTard hordeling
Quickly, he augers
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Offline Stratocaster

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Re: Haiku
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2012, 11:49:17 AM »
WTF was that?
Another vTard hordeling
Quickly, he augers

LMAO  :aok
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