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Offline Nathan60

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Convert, Infidels!
« on: August 14, 2012, 01:34:39 PM »
"David Wells" is not the true prophet he was merly a man. Torquilla is  the one true prophet. The can only be one true god  and  he is torquills! Convert or Die!



If you convert you'll get 72 Pies!  :bolt:

Ed: added little blot guy so people know im joking.
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Offline Rob52240

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Re: Convert, Infidels!
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2012, 01:35:51 PM »
NEVER!
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Re: Convert, Infidels!
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2012, 01:39:13 PM »
Quote from: Rob52240 on August 14, 2012, 01:35:51 PM
NEVER!

Then you shall be stoned.



As if that's  a penelty around here.
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Re: Convert, Infidels!
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2012, 01:46:35 PM »
I'm already stoned.  I would accept blotter instead.
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Offline Shuffler

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Re: Convert, Infidels!
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2012, 02:27:47 PM »
Quote from: Nathan60 on August 14, 2012, 01:34:39 PM
"David Wells" is not the true prophet he was merly a man. Torquilla is  the one true prophet. The can only be one true god  and  he is torquills! Convert or Die!



If you convert you'll get 72 Pies!  :bolt:

Ed: added little blot guy so people know im joking.

You blasphemous cad you.  ummmm  What kind of pies?
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Re: Convert, Infidels!
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2012, 02:30:36 PM »
Quote from: Shuffler on August 14, 2012, 02:27:47 PM
You blasphemous cad you.  ummmm  What kind of pies?

What kind of pies you ask? Well the BEST kind of pies of course. Accept Torquilla as the true p[rophet and cast off the Walseian shackles!!!


Torquilla is Great!!
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Offline guncrasher

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Re: Convert, Infidels!
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2012, 02:57:46 PM »
didn't he name himself torquilla. because he's dyslexic and couldn't spell tortilla?


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Re: Convert, Infidels!
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2012, 03:07:06 PM »
Quote from: guncrasher on August 14, 2012, 02:57:46 PM
didn't he name himself torquilla. because he's dyslexic and couldn't spell tortilla?


semp

Are you making a funny at the Great one. I will kill you if you don't convert! It is  death to make fun of our beliefs infidel.
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Re: Convert, Infidels!
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2012, 03:07:38 PM »
Canspec has hole in his head and has the inner light emanating from it!

He also looks at entrails and predicts events not yet happened :old:

He has predicated the end of the world next Tuesday morning at 9:30, he has told us to prepare :old:

I have two packs of lavatory roll just in case :old:
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Offline VonMessa

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Re: Convert, Infidels!
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2012, 03:11:12 PM »
I'm just in it for the pies...
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Re: Convert, Infidels!
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2012, 03:14:45 PM »
Praise be!

Canspec has informed me that he was mistaken and the world is not ending on said date :banana:

He needs $5000 to meditate on the subject  :old:

Praise be!
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Offline Nathan60

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Re: Convert, Infidels!
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2012, 03:18:45 PM »
Quote from: zack1234 on August 14, 2012, 03:14:45 PM
Praise be!

Canspec has informed me that he was mistaken and the world is not ending on said date :banana:

He needs $5000 to meditate on the subject  :old:

Praise be!

Heritic!  Belive in the truth of torquilla  of  perish as heathens! Torquilla be praised.
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Re: Convert, Infidels!
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2012, 03:20:24 PM »
Quote from: VonMessa on August 14, 2012, 03:11:12 PM
I'm just in it for the pies...

Yeah about those. You have to go into a crowded thread and PNG yourself taking as many with you to get them.
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Re: Convert, Infidels!
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2012, 10:55:35 PM »
Quote from: Nathan60 on August 14, 2012, 03:07:06 PM
Are you making a funny at the Great one. I will kill you if you don't convert! It is  death to make fun of our beliefs infidel.

no seriously he did asked me once how to make quesadillas.  he wanted to know if torquilas came in single packs.  I explain to him that those were tortillas.  he just said they both looked the same to him.


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Re: Convert, Infidels!
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2012, 06:29:57 AM »
I thought it was a bottle of tequila wrapped in a tortilla  :headscratch:
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