when you're on the side of righteous indignation...the horde. The wonderful, safe, scorehorde. You know you do it and if you don't anymore, you secretly, secretly enjoyed the ever-lovin pizz out of it when you did!!! Plus, killing "that" guy 17 times while he upped was the greatest...everyone will think you killed your shade, but you didn't!! EXCELLENT!!...admit it.
Furball - you're flyin gooooood tonight. Landed three straight sets of 4+. Sides are even, you've beaten a couple of good sticks, they saluted you for your skeeelz and you are feelin mighty, mighty baby. Life is good!
Plane Selection - the one and only love of your life outside of marriage. Yes, your MAIN ride.
Holy Cow Furball - You look around...its pretty much all green guys. Last two kills have been..well, noobs cuz the vets have bailed or are coming in high. <shoulder shrug> still feel good..its a good night.
Plane Selection - your favorite lady bird...uh huh. Maybe a G6 just to get the feel for her...be choosy...don't wanna wreck my night.
WTF Furball - As you come back from landing 9 in the G6 you've never flown, you're thinking "ok...geezus, that Hurri on the deck never had a chance...I think 12 guys were shooting at the same time. wow...they deacked the field and the town but left the hangers up. No bombers...this is gonna be kinda ugly I think. I hope someone is getting a mission together.
Plane Selection - F6F, Mossy, 110
Jesus-Tapdancin-Christ Furball - You have got to be kidding me!!!! There are 127 green guys here and two, TWO freakin cons. Ok...this is a perfect time to wait for someone to get out. You wait 5 mins to now avail so, against your better honor and judgement, you head to the deck and hammer one of the two turds on the deck with your TBM. All the way back you feel like you stole money from your mom and even your dog looks at you like you like he wished you'd have just left him at the Humane Society.
To top it off, you just watched Midway HO someone and he's on YOUR side. This sux!! You were having a great night and then whammo!! The turdburglers showed up and suddenly you have no honor not to mention one of your buddies hollared at you on VOX and asked why the hell you were still there!!
Plane Selection - C47, TBM, Kate, K4, Jeep
This is &^%#@ BULL-&^%T Furball - Really? REALLY?? 31 guys on a Spit? 31. You want to die but you can't because the only guy in the game that humps your ankle is there watching you as he says how cool this is and what a experten jockey you are for getting this base to this point. He watched you pwn 2 guys in a TBM and then you landed two in a Jeep. Augering is a option but you think, hey, this isn't my fault. I was here when it was even. OMG...they shut the FH down and these guys are beating the hell out of A20's and cheering for themselves!! WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!! You just saw two guys in Temps high five each other in the country text buffer!!! This cannot be!!! I hate these guys!! But not enought to switch sides and help out...naaa. That would ruin my night.
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