Anyone a vegetarian?
I had friends visiting me last week (ok, actually friends of my wife, as everybody knows I don't have any)
They informed me "We don't eat meat anymore.". I wondered what those kind of people are eating instead, so I googled a bit and found out there's a thing called "vegetable". I went to my local butcher and asked him if he could procure some of this stuff for me.
He kicked me out of his shop...