Texting

[Gaidin]

My wife would hit me in the back of my head with a frying pan if I tried to pull something like that!

Seriously??  Sorry to hear that.

I must be married to the greatest woman in the world!  If I ask for a beer, I get a beer, If I ask for a sandwich, I get a sandwich.  17 years of marriage and its always been that way. 

I will say though, my wife is normally at the computer next to me playing the same games I am.  Tip for all you younger guys, if you want to play games and you don't want to deal with all the crap about playing games, marry a gamer chick

[MrRiplEy[H]]

Seriously??  Sorry to hear that.

I must be married to the greatest woman in the world!  If I ask for a beer, I get a beer, If I ask for a sandwich, I get a sandwich.  17 years of marriage and its always been that way. 

I will say though, my wife is normally at the computer next to me playing the same games I am.  Tip for all you younger guys, if you want to play games and you don't want to deal with all the crap about playing games, marry a gamer chick

Oh she does play, even more than me lately. But she has always been against the traditional roles i.e. she hates the thought of acting like a servant to her husband.

Whenever I ask 'whats for food' she quotes her grandmother who always shouted to her grandfather "eat your balls old man"

[Plawranc]

If I told Amy to do that she would kick me in the nuts.

She does make me sandwiches though... purely because she makes kickass sandwiches and likes to show off.

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   A good woman knows to check to see if you need anything and automatically brings you dessert at the appropriate time. 

 

[Curval]

My wife wouldn't get the message for a few days, so that is a waste of time for me.  Not big on texting she is.