1) When describing, to your wife, a night out with friends as a 'nice furball' or 'fun sortie'.
2) When you cut a nasty fart and yell "CHECK 6!".
3) When you see someone slip and fall on an ice patch and think, "nice hammerhead".
4) When cruising the country side and spotting a flock of sheep and think, "those gotta be nit sheep,...check the stinch".
5) When you see a very good looking woman and think, "she is way over-modeled".
6) When your significant other starts harping on you, you reach for your headset volumn control.
7) When driving, and you spot an oncoming car in the distance, you wonder if it is friendly or foe and you look disparately for the radar bar.
8) When walking through a crowd, you plot your path to avoid a HO and not give them a snapshot.
9) When you lose power at your home, your first thought is you cannot turn on your computer.
10) When you can't remember your wife's birthday, but do remember when AH was first released.
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Roy "Skuzzy" Neese
President, AppLink Corp.
http://www.applink.netskuzzy@applink.net
