You sure it isn't one of Si and Phil Robertson's long lost relatives Surf?
In all seriousness, it can't be in MS/LA, because it's up here in the White Mtns. where those ppl were abducted and where Jeff Bridges came from.
Re: Jags in AZ, yes they have been confirmed by our G&F. Also have been protected as their presence has been confirmed.
Santa Claus gets kids to go to bed and allows parents to get drunk and laid, Chupacabra keeps kids in line and gets them to behave, Bigfoot keeps people out of the forest...seeing any patterns here?