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Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2013, 10:54:08 AM »
:rofl

I imagine he will have various armed guards stopping me from getting to him, but I still think you should send me petrol money

Just dress up like a mechanic and go find him!

The movie

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2713180/

And the purchase of my Spitfire

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/brad-pitt-buys-wwii-spitfire-airplane-4-million-report-article-1.1536432

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Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2013, 11:07:58 AM »
When he augers it in, I got dibs on Angelina...... ya"ll can have the kids
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Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2013, 11:19:52 AM »
When he augers it in, I got dibs on Angelina...... ya"ll can have the kids

Such a beautiful plane, hopefully he doesn't burn it in like so many fools before who haven't earned the privilege of flying fast high-powered machines.  Plenty of Brad Pitt types in the world, not so many air worthy Spitfires.   ;)
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Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2013, 12:04:14 PM »
When did Brad Pitt learn how to fly?  Seems like a good way to get himself killed.
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Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2013, 12:37:55 PM »
When did Brad Pitt learn how to fly?  Seems like a good way to get himself killed.

He's going through classes in England, lol
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Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2013, 02:12:42 PM »
Yes, the airplane.  An original.  He has to learn to fly it in England somewhere.

Now, who in England is going to drive out there and tell him about the game so we can all teach him how to actually fly the thing like a fighter instead of an Air-Show wussy?  hmmm?  Batfink? Yes, Batfink, you must go to this airfield while he learns himself for big bucks.  Tell him about the game and he can cut his flight training in half.  I will send you gas money.  I would ask Bruv but Bruv would lie and say he couldn't get to him and take my gas money.  I know you will get the job done

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Wait.. it's a Spitfire.. The Spitfire has a Merlin engine.. Merlin engines need oil to run.. So there must be oil in that Spitfire.. I'm calling the President, we'll invade and rightly claim what is ours!  :lol
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Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
« Reply #21 on: December 06, 2013, 02:39:21 PM »
Batfink? Bruv? Balderdash!!! The person "whose name must never be mentioned" would be the best choice.  :old:

Nuff said; nuff said indeed.

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He's in the U.S and not eligible..... :old:

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Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
« Reply #22 on: December 06, 2013, 02:45:53 PM »
I will go and offer him 4 Million of Changeups money for the plane and fly it back, because he will just kill himself and not be able to go the heart shaped island that Angelina just bought him for 49 million....... :old:
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Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
« Reply #23 on: December 06, 2013, 03:28:37 PM »
Wait.. it's a Spitfire.. The Spitfire has a Merlin engine.. Merlin engines need oil to run.. So there must be oil in that Spitfire.. I'm calling the President, we'll invade and rightly claim what is ours!  :lol

the whole thread is awesome...but this...this right here.....had me almost fall out of my chair :rofl :rofl

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Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
« Reply #24 on: December 06, 2013, 04:29:16 PM »
Wait.. it's a Spitfire.. The Spitfire has a Merlin engine.. Merlin engines need oil to run.. So there must be oil in that Spitfire.. I'm calling the President, we'll invade and rightly claim what is ours!  :lol


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Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
« Reply #25 on: December 06, 2013, 05:12:52 PM »
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Yes, the airplane.  An original.

Son of a b***!  :lol
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Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
« Reply #26 on: December 06, 2013, 05:25:24 PM »


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Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
« Reply #27 on: December 06, 2013, 05:45:48 PM »
When he augers it in, I got dibs on Angelina...... ya"ll can have the kids
She had a double breast removal due to cancer.

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Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
« Reply #28 on: December 06, 2013, 05:48:20 PM »
She had a double breast removal due to cancer.

she didn't have cancer...she had them removed to avoid getting it. AFAIK

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Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
« Reply #29 on: December 06, 2013, 05:52:53 PM »
she didn't have cancer...she had them removed to avoid getting it. AFAIK
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