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Offline BaldEagl

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Spying is Serious Business
« on: January 26, 2014, 03:52:56 AM »
It's been several years since we brought you our first Aces High self help book, Learn to S.O.A.R.:



After anemic sales it's time to introduce book two in the series; How to Spy in Aces High:



It's BIGGER and BETTER than our last book.

Yes, now YOU can learn the secrets of spying in Aces High.  In no time you'll be a SUPERSPY, despised by Mission Planners and Armchair Generals everywhere.

Winning the war will no longer be a matter of hording (*approved by The Fugative), but simply directing resources to unsuspecting targets.

As an added bonus we'll send you, absolutely free, How to Shoot Through Trees and Over Hills; The Definitive Guide to GV Cheating.  Wait... no, we won't.  Nevermind.

Buy Now!  Only $2.95

Brought to you by Another Worthless Friday Post Productions
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Offline MrKrabs

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Re: Spying is Serious Business
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2014, 04:25:31 AM »
When is the "Channel 200 - Special Edition" going to be released?
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Offline Drane

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Re: Spying is Serious Business
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2014, 04:41:25 AM »
call 1-800-RAT-U-OUT for details....
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Offline XxDaSTaRxx

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Re: Spying is Serious Business
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2014, 09:21:28 AM »
 :noid
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Offline caldera

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Re: Spying is Serious Business
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2014, 09:25:08 AM »
Learn the Secrets of:

Looking at the Map



 :lol  :aok
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Re: Spying is Serious Business
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2014, 09:56:49 AM »
I know a couple of people that need your book….


We upped a mission a couple of days ago while enemy aircraft were overhead the field as we departed NOE.  Surprise, surprise we were intercepted.  Some were moaning about "spies"…..
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Offline jamdive

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Re: Spying is Serious Business
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2014, 09:59:56 AM »
I just ask airjer.
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Re: Spying is Serious Business
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2014, 10:02:10 AM »
Quote from: BaldEagl on January 26, 2014, 03:52:56 AM
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Offline kvuo75

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Re: Spying is Serious Business
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2014, 12:13:50 PM »
 :aok


locate spawn points  :noid
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Offline Wiley

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Re: Spying is Serious Business
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2014, 12:49:12 PM »
Quote from: colmbo on January 26, 2014, 09:56:49 AM
I know a couple of people that need your book….


We upped a mission a couple of days ago while enemy aircraft were overhead the field as we departed NOE.  Surprise, surprise we were intercepted.  Some were moaning about "spies"…..

Don't know whether to :rofl or  :bhead.

Wiley.
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Offline ReVo

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Re: Spying is Serious Business
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2014, 12:51:48 PM »
I find the lack of desire for combat in this combat game disturbing.
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Offline Arlo

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Re: Spying is Serious Business
« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2014, 12:53:30 PM »
Quote from: ReVo on January 26, 2014, 12:51:48 PM
I find the lack of desire for combat in this combat game disturbing.

This thread isn't about that.  ;)
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Offline pembquist

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Re: Spying is Serious Business
« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2014, 12:57:05 PM »
Quote from: ReVo on January 26, 2014, 12:51:48 PM
I find the lack of desire for combat in this combat game disturbing.

I think you mean disappointing. Disturbing is finding a pinky in your fruit pie.
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Offline matt

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Re: Spying is Serious Business
« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2014, 01:06:15 PM »
Who's a spy  :noid
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Offline Arlo

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Re: Spying is Serious Business
« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2014, 01:38:37 PM »
Quote from: pembquist on January 26, 2014, 12:57:05 PM
I think you mean disappointing. Disturbing is finding a pinky in your fruit pie.

There must be a story in this.
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