I realize that in my case a lump of coal would be about the best case scenario, but if you could ask for any one thing, what would it be?
IMO HTC's old "For Bribes" requests makes sending gifts TO HTC (decent Scotch) a no brainer - although I could be arm twisted into sending 2 or 3 original IBM clicky keyboards in.
My wish - would be to enable the CLAW space/mothership fighter in the DA, even if it was just on Saturday or Sundays or something. It's the one thing I've ALWAYS wanted to fly, after watching them buzz about during the last Con. I bet a huge Claw battle would be incredible, fun, and hilarious.