Be nice to yourself and get a COSTCO membership. Then you can buy TP cheap in bulk. Sorry about your river of crap, must be hard on your neighbors.
You do realize you're saying that liberals hate religion, right, despite a majority of liberals identifying as Christians?
I'm sorry, but you are literally that tinfoil hat guy that thinks that the government is trying to liquefy his brains to keep him quiet about their secret war being fought against Super Bears.
You may perhaps know something about airplanes, but that's quite clearly the extent of your expertise. Or even competency.