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Offline zack1234

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The Oscars
« on: January 20, 2016, 01:32:31 PM »
The gibberish about diversity :rofl

Giving awards to people who would not condescend to sit at the same table as the rest of us.

Spike Lee is he always angry?

I am not represented at the Oscars!

I am the biggest star in AH!

I am boycotting it this year, I have sent my dress back in protest!

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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2016, 01:39:47 PM »
Well shucks... I'm sure there's some BET awards show or another he can attend.   :cheesy:
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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2016, 01:46:05 PM »
BET?
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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2016, 01:55:35 PM »
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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2016, 02:11:38 PM »
Quote from: zack1234 on January 20, 2016, 01:46:05 PM
BET?

Black Entertainment Television.  Quite a popular Television channel in some circles... and a shining example of this Diversity Mr. Lee wants.  :headscratch:
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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2016, 02:27:53 PM »
Please put a picture of Ben on the thread Micky :old:

I used to like the Cosby show :old:



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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2016, 04:04:53 PM »
The Academy has ALWAYS been a pack of elitist snobs, denying worthy performances simply because they PERSONALLY don't like someone, while awarding others they DO like for undeserving performances simply because they failed to award them another year. To say nothing of the way they relegate ENTIRE GENRES to an artistic ghetto by denying them consideration for the more prestigious awards (it took ***74 YEARS*** to honor a fantasy film, despite many of the greatest films of all time coming from the genre).

Race has NOTHING to do with it.
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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2016, 04:14:17 PM »
I think race should have everything to do with it. Whoever runs the fastest wins.

We can have a 100 yd, 500 yd, 5 mile, and 25 mile. Then save on the cost of statues with only 4 being needed.

Can add one more for best dressed on the track.

TV coverage will cover just the end of the races and the trophy presentation so that we can all go back to watching the Big Bang Theory and wishing Penny didn't cut her hair off as it makes her look much older.
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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2016, 04:19:39 PM »
Well said!

Broke back mountain won an Oscar

Pips was overwhelmed :old:

He thought Cowboy films as a genres were not being represented :old:

Was the dog in Tom and Jerry called Spike?

Is Spike Lee related to Bruce Lee?

Bruce Lee was awesome, Spike Lee films were proper poo!

Blokes racing is like watching greyhounds and equally duil
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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2016, 04:57:40 PM »
There needs to be a race in high heels for the ladies and a special award would go to those that wore no undies......
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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2016, 05:25:03 PM »
Zack,

  They do it for the coin!


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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2016, 08:09:58 PM »
What better host than Cris Rock!
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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2016, 08:22:04 PM »
Quote from: zack1234 on January 20, 2016, 01:46:05 PM
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British Enlightenment Television

Its like the BBC but aimed at people who have no music talent, no education, and choose to live life off of welfare. Oh and they say the queen is rubbish
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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2016, 08:30:11 PM »
Quote from: Tumor on January 20, 2016, 02:11:38 PM
Black Entertainment Television.  Quite a popular Television channel in some circles... and a shining example of this Diversity Mr. Lee wants.  :headscratch:

Black Entertainment Television sounds very diverse.  White Entertainment Television would (of course) be racist, which is worse than rape, terrorism and pedophilia.
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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2016, 08:35:05 PM »
Spike Lee and Al Sharpton want participation trophies, which would mean a lot of snubbed stars (very talented stars) would still be robbed of awards they truly deserved.

http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2013/02/the-25-best-actresses-whove-never-won-an-oscar/

But, just to be fair I have to say I don't think any of these "snubbed" actors deserve an Oscar:

http://magazine.foxnews.com/celebrity/20-good-actors-without-oscars
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