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Re: Super bowl 2016 thread
« Reply #30 on: February 08, 2016, 06:20:43 PM »
I'd like to see anyone who claims Golf isn't a sport hit the ball 350 yards down a fairway...
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« Reply #31 on: February 08, 2016, 06:36:02 PM »
It's not.  Golf is just walking through a park with a purpose.


Golf is a lot of physical exercise. What other sport is there when you miss, you yell obscenities while using your club to either dig large holes in the ground or try to chop a tree down
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« Reply #32 on: February 08, 2016, 08:57:37 PM »
You left out the part about the hot girl in shorts that comes by with cold beer.
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« Reply #33 on: February 08, 2016, 09:14:43 PM »
Good point.  You know it's the sport of kings when you get attractive serving wenches who deliver libations. 

That gives me an idea. A liquor license, a fleet of flat bottom boats, and college girls on summer vacation.  Most people can't go fishing or ride in a boat without some brewskis. 
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Re: Super bowl 2016 thread
« Reply #34 on: February 08, 2016, 09:28:05 PM »
I'd like to see anyone who claims Golf isn't a sport hit the ball 350 yards down a fairway...

i can shot a bullet way more than 350 yards and it isnt a sport.


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« Reply #35 on: February 08, 2016, 09:29:35 PM »
i can shot a bullet way more than 350 yards and it isnt a sport.


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« Reply #36 on: February 08, 2016, 09:36:57 PM »
been playing golf for 30 years maybe.  it isnt a sport.  I have yet to sweat other than because it was summer and it was hot.


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Re: Super bowl 2016 thread
« Reply #37 on: February 09, 2016, 10:10:34 AM »
Any young ladies in shorts give you beer?
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Re: Super bowl 2016 thread
« Reply #38 on: February 09, 2016, 10:29:46 AM »
It would depend on your definition of "sport".

I lump pool, skeet shooting, golf, bowling, fishing, archery and some others into the same category.  They all require some skills, but none of them are excessively demanding on the physique.

I call them all sports as they all measure your performance against others.
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« Reply #39 on: February 09, 2016, 10:58:48 AM »
So that makes AH a "sport" too.   Some very fit and athletic folks that play this sport.   :)
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Re: Super bowl 2016 thread
« Reply #40 on: February 09, 2016, 11:14:59 AM »
So that makes AH a "sport" too.   Some very fit and athletic folks that play this sport.   :)

I am pretty "games" also have a competitive component too.  Football is a game and a sport.

So, sure.  Why not?
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Re: Super bowl 2016 thread
« Reply #41 on: February 09, 2016, 11:26:04 AM »
Dear Cam,

How much do you get paid NOT to fall on a fumbled football during the Superbowl?

Of all the things one might point to during the game, that sir was the deciding moment, and you were found lacking.  Other things certainly made your task hard, a few questionable calls, the lack of spark from your team mates, your off day throwing the ball................but that "stand and stare at the ball bouncing nearest you on the ground", that was the final nail in the coffin. 

That  interview at the end............let me help you out with that, try saying this next time: "I'm unprepared to answer your questions from a losing standpoint.  In all the scenarios I ran through my head prior to the game, I never thought for a moment that I would lose and have to face this interview.  I am sorry but I am intellectually and emotionally unprepared to take part.  Thank you".

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Re: Super bowl 2016 thread
« Reply #42 on: February 10, 2016, 03:28:40 AM »
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Re: Super bowl 2016 thread
« Reply #43 on: February 10, 2016, 04:19:57 AM »
Have you ever done it?  Give it a shot, at least 9 holes, and report back.  Last round of golf I played was a good workout and it was a really casual affair.  Someone serious about it would likely get a better workout and benefit from strength training as well.

I'm 56 now and 18 holes wipes me out even with a cart. Of course, sunny Florida has a lot to do with the body stress. Walking a course like the pros do would be impossible for me. The days just aren't long enough. I love the sport. I also love the guys that say it isn't that try and can't break 100 strokes on the front nine.
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Re: Super bowl 2016 thread
« Reply #44 on: February 10, 2016, 05:17:49 AM »
It would depend on your definition of "sport".

I lump pool, skeet shooting, golf, bowling, fishing, archery and some others into the same category.  They all require some skills, but none of them are excessively demanding on the physique.

I call them all sports as they all measure your performance against others.
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