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Offline Morpheus

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Is topgun 2 really Is it really In the works?
« on: May 25, 2017, 07:54:16 AM »
I tried to search the bb for the next film but I couldn't find anything... I'm wondering if we are and when we'll see the next topgun2 film. I've read it's coming, there are some problems with the film. Ofcourse the f14 is no longer in service. Sad after 32years of strong growth in the Navy they still got rid of the tomcat... But if we grow we gotta expand and make space. I'm just a longtime f14 dude so sorry.
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Re: Is topgun 2 really Is it really In the works?
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2017, 08:41:21 AM »
It will probably suck.    Maverick fights drones.  Yawn.
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Re: Is topgun 2 really Is it really In the works?
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2017, 08:59:27 AM »
It will probably suck.    Maverick fights drones.  Yawn.

Take it easy that movie won every award for over acting there is  :banana:
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Re: Is topgun 2 really Is it really In the works?
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2017, 09:02:22 AM »
Probably will feature the F-35 in a war against the EVIL  _Fill In The Blank_  enemy,  killing the 4.5 Gen enemy in a very methodical, BVR boring fashion while Top Gun commander Maverick argues against the pending shutdown of his fighter pilot ACM academy.

Then...suddenly....all the whiz-bang satellites get shot down and a virus infects all the military computers. The F-35s are dropping like flies from attacks by 3rd Gen fighters from the EVIL  _Fill In The Blank_  enemy. Mav and his gang of TG students zip down to Davis-Monthan and get a 4 ship of Tomcats out of the boneyard.

Made combat ready in the blink of an eye by a crusty old maintenance Chief (who just happens to be a totally knockout Babe that works in a wife-beater T-shirt) and modified with duct tape, baling wire and lamp cord so that these TCs can fire the latest IRST missiles, Mav and the boys takeoff and decimate the opposition, forcing them to surrender and saving the world.

Mav gets promoted to Admiral and marries his transgender wingman, formerly known as Tommy, not that there's anything unusual about that at all. (Tommy changed zer name to Teresa and also just happens to be a totally knockout Babe that spent all her scenes out of the cockpit lounging in a small bikini.) The End.
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Re: Is topgun 2 really Is it really In the works?
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2017, 09:11:42 AM »
Now you're onto something.  Lol
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Re: Is topgun 2 really Is it really In the works?
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2017, 09:12:52 AM »
Probably will feature the F-35 in a war against the EVIL  _Fill In The Blank_  enemy,  killing the 4.5 Gen enemy in a very methodical, BVR boring fashion while Top Gun commander Maverick argues against the pending shutdown of his fighter pilot ACM academy.

Then...suddenly....all the whiz-bang satellites get shot down and a virus infects all the military computers. The F-35s are dropping like flies from attacks by 3rd Gen fighters from the EVIL  _Fill In The Blank_  enemy. Mav and his gang of TG students zip down to Davis-Monthan and get a 4 ship of Tomcats out of the boneyard.

Made combat ready in the blink of an eye by a crusty old maintenance Chief (who just happens to be a totally knockout Babe that works in a wife-beater T-shirt) and modified with duct tape, baling wire and lamp cord so that these TCs can fire the latest IRST missiles, Mav and the boys takeoff and decimate the opposition, forcing them to surrender and saving the world.

Mav gets promoted to Admiral and marries his transgender wingman, formerly known as Tommy, not that there's anything unusual about that at all. (Tommy changed zer name to Teresa and also just happens to be a totally knockout Babe that spent all her scenes out of the cockpit lounging in a small bikini.) The End.

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Just curious, how many of you guys have seen the French "Top Gun", "Les Chevaliers du Ciel"?   





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Re: Is topgun 2 really Is it really In the works?
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2017, 09:15:39 AM »
Toad

I might actually watch your version if they make it that way!  lol
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Re: Is topgun 2 really Is it really In the works?
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2017, 11:24:17 AM »
Probably will feature the F-35 in a war against the EVIL  _Fill In The Blank_  enemy,  killing the 4.5 Gen enemy in a very methodical, BVR boring fashion while Top Gun commander Maverick argues against the pending shutdown of his fighter pilot ACM academy.

Then...suddenly....all the whiz-bang satellites get shot down and a virus infects all the military computers. The F-35s are dropping like flies from attacks by 3rd Gen fighters from the EVIL  _Fill In The Blank_  enemy. Mav and his gang of TG students zip down to Davis-Monthan and get a 4 ship of Tomcats out of the boneyard.

Made combat ready in the blink of an eye by a crusty old maintenance Chief (who just happens to be a totally knockout Babe that works in a wife-beater T-shirt) and modified with duct tape, baling wire and lamp cord so that these TCs can fire the latest IRST missiles, Mav and the boys takeoff and decimate the opposition, forcing them to surrender and saving the world.

Mav gets promoted to Admiral and marries his transgender wingman, formerly known as Tommy, not that there's anything unusual about that at all. (Tommy changed zer name to Teresa and also just happens to be a totally knockout Babe that spent all her scenes out of the cockpit lounging in a small bikini.) The End.

Up until the last paragraph, I can TOTALLY see that happening.

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Re: Is topgun 2 really Is it really In the works?
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2017, 11:33:30 AM »
Just posted this on Facebook...

How about... instead of Top Gun sequel, make a Top Gun prequel. Set during the late 60s around the creation of the Navy Fighter Weapons School, highlighting the first few graduating classes, and the MiG engagements of May 1972.

That way you get a cool historically set film, with a badass soundtrack!
There must also be a flyable computer available for Nefarious to do FSO. So he doesn't keep talking about it for eight and a half hours on Friday night!

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Re: Is topgun 2 really Is it really In the works?
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2017, 11:33:42 AM »
Probably will feature the F-35 in a war against the EVIL  _Fill In The Blank_  enemy,  killing the 4.5 Gen enemy in a very methodical, BVR boring fashion while Top Gun commander Maverick argues against the pending shutdown of his fighter pilot ACM academy.

Then...suddenly....all the whiz-bang satellites get shot down and a virus infects all the military computers. The F-35s are dropping like flies from attacks by 3rd Gen fighters from the EVIL  _Fill In The Blank_  enemy. Mav and his gang of TG students zip down to Davis-Monthan and get a 4 ship of Tomcats out of the boneyard.

Made combat ready in the blink of an eye by a crusty old maintenance Chief (who just happens to be a totally knockout Babe that works in a wife-beater T-shirt) and modified with duct tape, baling wire and lamp cord so that these TCs can fire the latest IRST missiles, Mav and the boys takeoff and decimate the opposition, forcing them to surrender and saving the world.

Mav gets promoted to Admiral and marries his transgender wingman, formerly known as Tommy, not that there's anything unusual about that at all. (Tommy changed zer name to Teresa and also just happens to be a totally knockout Babe that spent all her scenes out of the cockpit lounging in a small bikini.) The End.
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Re: Is topgun 2 really Is it really In the works?
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2017, 11:39:42 AM »
Maverick discovers during Top Gun training that the only female pilot who is a total knockout that she is actually the love child born after his fling during TopGun 1 with the hottie from way back who tragically just passed away from cancer.

Then they have to knock out all the US drones because the Evil Enemy has hacked their way into the controls using our own aircraft against us, destroying Los Angeles and setting off the GREAT earthquake which traps a small child in a devastated hillside residence and he has to use his F35 in vertical mode to lift the debris off with the aid of some heroic firefighters who rush out to high five him and slap him on the back while hooting and hollering as his daughter does a high speed fly-by throwing her dad a snappy salute with tears in her eyes........
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Re: Is topgun 2 really Is it really In the works?
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2017, 11:40:46 AM »
Just posted this on Facebook...

How about... instead of Top Gun sequel, make a Top Gun prequel. Set during the late 60s around the creation of the Navy Fighter Weapons School, highlighting the first few graduating classes, and the MiG engagements of May 1972.

That way you get a cool historically set film, with a badass soundtrack!

That would be a great movie.  Nobody's interested in that.
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Re: Is topgun 2 really Is it really In the works?
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2017, 11:44:43 AM »
That would be a great movie.  Nobody's interested in that.

Yep, that's typically how it works...  :cry
There must also be a flyable computer available for Nefarious to do FSO. So he doesn't keep talking about it for eight and a half hours on Friday night!

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Re: Is topgun 2 really Is it really In the works?
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2017, 01:28:19 PM »
Up until the last paragraph, I can TOTALLY see that happening.

Well, that's Hollyrock today man.

I forgot to mention the crusty old Chief Babe is L and has no interest in any of the other two flyboys who make up Mav's four-ship. She also rejects an advance from Mav himself.

The other two flyboys have to be Metro and the crusty Chief will school them on how to operate all the systems as they listen attentively in their plaid jammies while sipping hot cocoa.

We have to pay obeisance to important social issues in every Hollyrock re-run, even TG2.
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Re: Is topgun 2 really Is it really In the works?
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2017, 01:31:51 PM »
Probably will feature the F-35 in a war against the EVIL  _Fill In The Blank_  enemy,  killing the 4.5 Gen enemy in a very methodical, BVR boring fashion while Top Gun commander Maverick argues against the pending shutdown of his fighter pilot ACM academy.

Then...suddenly....all the whiz-bang satellites get shot down and a virus infects all the military computers. The F-35s are dropping like flies from attacks by 3rd Gen fighters from the EVIL  _Fill In The Blank_  enemy. Mav and his gang of TG students zip down to Davis-Monthan and get a 4 ship of Tomcats out of the boneyard.

Made combat ready in the blink of an eye by a crusty old maintenance Chief (who just happens to be a totally knockout Babe that works in a wife-beater T-shirt) and modified with duct tape, baling wire and lamp cord so that these TCs can fire the latest IRST missiles, Mav and the boys takeoff and decimate the opposition, forcing them to surrender and saving the world.

Mav gets promoted to Admiral and marries his transgender wingman, formerly known as Tommy, not that there's anything unusual about that at all. (Tommy changed zer name to Teresa and also just happens to be a totally knockout Babe that spent all her scenes out of the cockpit lounging in a small bikini.) The End.

You should pitch that to Michael Bay ASAP.  Tell him to include lots of explosions.  And 3D.
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