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Offline Volron

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Re: What to tell the Wife???
« Reply #45 on: January 24, 2011, 05:34:03 PM »
 :O WWWOOOWWW

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Wow I find it hard to believe it has been almost 38 days since our last path. We should have release another 38 versions by now  :bhead
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Re: What to tell the Wife???
« Reply #46 on: January 24, 2011, 05:45:57 PM »
Kinda sucks that it'll be locked.  Funny stuff.

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Re: What to tell the Wife???
« Reply #47 on: January 24, 2011, 05:59:52 PM »
Quote from: AKWabbit on January 25, 2000, 11:15:00 AM
"Things to tell the wife???"


Honey, I'm leaving you for Aces High because:

1.  Aces High never has a head-ache when I'm wanting to play.

2.  Aces High will ONLY cost me $30 a month.

3.  Aces High doesn't joke with other sims about when my guns jam.

4.  I can leave the toilet set up and Aces High doesn't care.

5.  I can try out other sims besides Aces High on occation and not feel guilty.

6.  I can get gang-banged in Aces High..wait thats by other male pilots...scratch this one.

6.  With Aces High I can shoot my full ammo load 5 times or more in a single hour!

7.  I can let my friends take turns trying out my Aces High when they come over to visit and it doesn't feel so perverted.

8.  I can turn Aces High on and off with God-like powers when ever I please.

9.  Aces High never complains that "we never talk anymore..."

10.  Aces High has no in-laws.



 :rofl :rofl Holy crap...I think I may have crapped myself laughing.  :rofl :rofl
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Re: What to tell the Wife???
« Reply #48 on: January 24, 2011, 06:42:37 PM »
Wow, this thread is old.   :lol
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Re: What to tell the Wife???
« Reply #49 on: January 24, 2011, 06:45:57 PM »
Skuzzy, this is a good thread, it never hurt nobody! Don't lock it!!! :cry


It's pretty funny.  :lol
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Offline CptTrips

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Re: What to tell the Wife???
« Reply #50 on: January 24, 2011, 06:59:29 PM »
Quote from: AKWabbit on January 25, 2000, 11:15:00 AM
"Things to tell the wife???"


Honey, I'm leaving you for Aces High because:

1.  Aces High never has a head-ache when I'm wanting to play.

2.  Aces High will ONLY cost me $30 a month.

3.  Aces High doesn't joke with other sims about when my guns jam.

4.  I can leave the toilet set up and Aces High doesn't care.

5.  I can try out other sims besides Aces High on occation and not feel guilty.

6.  I can get gang-banged in Aces High..wait thats by other male pilots...scratch this one.

6.  With Aces High I can shoot my full ammo load 5 times or more in a single hour!

7.  I can let my friends take turns trying out my Aces High when they come over to visit and it doesn't feel so perverted.

8.  I can turn Aces High on and off with God-like powers when ever I please.

9.  Aces High never complains that "we never talk anymore..."

10.  Aces High has no in-laws.



LoL.  Wierd thing is I have no memory of ever having typed that.  :O

Man, look at some of the old names on that thread. 

Its like something from the AH Museum of Flightsim History.  Like how they have those diaramas of hairy Australopithecus knapping flint tools and skinning antelope.  :rofl 


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Re: What to tell the Wife???
« Reply #51 on: January 24, 2011, 07:07:55 PM »
This thread is older than Shawks mullet........ :bolt: :neener:
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Re: What to tell the Wife???
« Reply #52 on: January 24, 2011, 07:09:28 PM »
Quote from: wolvrine on January 24, 2011, 04:33:19 PM
every payday I just use what i need and give her the rest...she's happy.
You sir, are a tard. Very simple math
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Re: What to tell the Wife???
« Reply #53 on: January 24, 2011, 07:18:46 PM »
Quote from: BiPoLaR on January 24, 2011, 07:09:28 PM
You sir, are a tard. Very simple math

Jeeze...  That wasn't necessary...
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Re: What to tell the Wife???
« Reply #54 on: January 24, 2011, 07:21:36 PM »
Quote from: SectorNine50 on January 24, 2011, 07:18:46 PM
Jeeze...  That wasn't necessary...
Who are you?
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Re: What to tell the Wife???
« Reply #55 on: January 24, 2011, 07:22:51 PM »
Quote from: SectorNine50 on January 24, 2011, 07:18:46 PM
Jeeze...  That wasn't necessary...
. double post!!  :bhead
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Re: What to tell the Wife???
« Reply #56 on: January 24, 2011, 07:27:59 PM »
Quote from: SectorNine50 on January 24, 2011, 07:18:46 PM
Jeeze...  That wasn't necessary...

It never is.

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Re: What to tell the Wife???
« Reply #57 on: January 24, 2011, 07:30:03 PM »
Quote from: SectorNine50 on January 24, 2011, 07:18:46 PM
Jeeze...  That wasn't necessary...

It never is.
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Re: What to tell the Wife???
« Reply #58 on: January 24, 2011, 07:33:32 PM »
Quote from: BiPoLaR on January 24, 2011, 07:21:36 PM
Who are you?
I'm Justin, who are you?
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Re: What to tell the Wife???
« Reply #59 on: January 24, 2011, 07:35:26 PM »
Quote from: SectorNine50 on January 24, 2011, 07:33:32 PM
I'm Justin, who are you?


I'm Batman.

No..., wait,  I'm Spartacus!

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