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Offline zack1234

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WAR!
« on: February 28, 2019, 11:12:27 AM »
Is North Korea going to invade India to protect Pakistan?
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2019, 11:41:55 AM »
Is North Korea going to invade India to protect Pakistan?

Depends... do north koreans eat curry?
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« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2019, 12:41:42 PM »
Most North Koreans will probably eat anything
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« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2019, 01:03:44 PM »
NK wants to work at the call centers just to infuriate callers from the USA with intelligible gibberish and everyone will be named either john or Susan.
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2019, 03:33:53 AM »
It depends on whether the inventor of chicken tikka masala was Pakistani or Indian.

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« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2019, 03:20:17 PM »
So is China going to let them convoy across China all the way to northern India or, between them and Pakistan do they have enough tramp steamers to ferry the whole army through the south China sea into the Indian ocean? If Kim sent his army out of town to India, wouldn't that be when Samoa invades NK to take all their kimchee, goats, and beans? Kim ordered all army stations to raise goats and beans a few years back to make them self sustainable. They barely have to food to feed Kim's government and military while the black market feeds the regular citizens. Army's march on their stomachs, so I don't think Kim's army could do Pakistan much good, while China won't allow him to launch rockets across their land space in the hopes they might reach eastern India.

Most reports of the recent incident with India, Pakistan was caught with their nickers around their ankles and arn't prepared to go full out war with anyone as strong as India.
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2019, 03:35:58 PM »
Most reports of the recent incident with India, Pakistan was caught with their nickers around their ankles and arn't prepared to go full out war with anyone as strong as India.

You may want to rethink that. Looks like a couple of Pakistani JF-17s (looks like a chinese made cross between an F-16 and F-5) shot down a couple of Indian Mig-21s.

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« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2019, 03:59:07 PM »
Pakistan has just recieved $20 billion of Saudi Arabia.

The Saudi Arabian Regime got it fron the US.

Pakistan hid Bin Ladin

Bin Ladins sons is now rebuilding his terrorist group.

In Pakistan.

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« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2019, 04:14:00 PM »
is this the guy with the impressive facial hair? 
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« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2019, 04:35:32 PM »
No your talking about  Rolf Harris the famous artist :old:
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« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2019, 04:37:21 PM »
not the beard,  the moustache!!
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« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2019, 04:56:45 PM »
You talkin about my ex wife?
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« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2019, 07:27:43 PM »
Pakistan has just recieved $20 billion of Saudi Arabia.

The Saudi Arabian Regime got it fron the US.

Pakistan hid Bin Ladin

Bin Ladins sons is now rebuilding his terrorist group.

In Pakistan.

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Re: WAR!
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2019, 07:33:14 PM »
You talkin about my ex wife?

Did she have a moustache/beard?
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2019, 09:18:06 PM »
dang it zack you british dweeb , i thought you were talking about this:





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