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Offline AKKuya

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Thoughts on Wisdom
« on: September 27, 2019, 09:17:57 AM »
Two wrongs don't make a right, but 3 lefts will make a right.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade in the world. Every morning when you wake up, swallow a live toad. Nothing worse can happen to you for the rest of the day. They say money can't buy happiness. I would like the opportunity to find out. Why be serious?

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Re: Thoughts on Wisdom
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2019, 04:36:09 PM »
If you turn 270degrees to the left does that make it right?












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Re: Thoughts on Wisdom
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2019, 05:06:55 PM »
I am not sure that is how it works...

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Re: Thoughts on Wisdom
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2019, 05:12:41 PM »
in my 54 years and 10 months on this earth I have found out one thing is true.  my wife is hot.


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you dont want me to ho, dont point your plane at me.

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Re: Thoughts on Wisdom
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2019, 05:17:48 PM »
in my 54 years and 10 months on this earth I have found out one thing is true.  my wife is hot.


semp


   Semp your wife may be hot but mine is always right! :furious



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Re: Thoughts on Wisdom
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2019, 08:21:11 PM »
Right is wrong, left is correct.
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Re: Thoughts on Wisdom
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2019, 09:01:17 PM »
in my 54 years and 10 months on this earth I have found out one thing is true.  my wife is hot.


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This is sort of a self-evident truth that we have adopted.

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Re: Thoughts on Wisdom
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2019, 09:21:07 PM »
If your wife says the bathroom scale is broken and need a new one, it is unacceptable to reply with "It works fine for me"
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
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Re: Thoughts on Wisdom
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2019, 01:15:50 AM »

   Semp your wife may be hot but mine is always right! :furious



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yeah I learned that after the first 2 times she stabbed me.  what can I say it turned me on. :x :x :x


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Re: Thoughts on Wisdom
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2019, 08:21:29 AM »
"The only true wisdom is knowing you know nothing." - Socrates
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Re: Thoughts on Wisdom
« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2019, 08:51:16 AM »
in my 54 years and 10 months on this earth I have found out one thing is true.  my wife is hot.


semp

Is that with or without the light on?
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade in the world. Every morning when you wake up, swallow a live toad. Nothing worse can happen to you for the rest of the day. They say money can't buy happiness. I would like the opportunity to find out. Why be serious?

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Re: Thoughts on Wisdom
« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2019, 09:03:27 AM »
And now, Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey


Whenever I see an old lady slip
and fall on a wet sidewalk,
my first instinct is to laugh.
But then I think,
what if I was an ant,
and she fell on me.
Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny.
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Re: Thoughts on Wisdom
« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2019, 09:04:19 AM »
If you turn 270degrees to the left does that make it right?


Three lefts make a right.   :old:











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Re: Thoughts on Wisdom
« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2019, 01:45:28 AM »
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Re: Thoughts on Wisdom
« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2019, 02:43:31 AM »
If you want to catch a chicken, smell like a horny chicken.  :bolt:
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