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Offline AKKuya

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Misheard Song Lyrics
« on: January 20, 2021, 09:15:38 PM »
Which song do you hear one thing but the lyrics are totally different?

For me is Mony Mony by Billy Idol. In the refrain, I hear the word Guacamole.
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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2021, 09:19:55 PM »
You're The One That I Want by John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John

The part where they say

If you're filled
With affection
You're too shy to convey,
Meditate in my direction.
Feel your way.

I hear it as

Meditate my erection
feel the way

(I just ruined this song for everyone now)  :t
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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2021, 10:08:04 PM »
Manfred Mann's Earth Band
Blinded by the Light

I hear . . . . .

Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a doosh <---- Spell police wont let me put down the correct spelling. . . . lol
Another runner in the night

When its really. . . .

Blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
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Offline guncrasher

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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2021, 10:13:01 PM »
there gonna be a ho in tonight, i know

there gonna be a heartache tonight, i know

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Offline Bizman

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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2021, 01:37:30 AM »
Little Richard's Lucille:

I asked my bread and butter but all they did was sigh

I asked my friends about it but all their lips was tight
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Offline Volron

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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2021, 05:28:20 AM »
Metallica: Fuel

What I generally hear:

And I burn
Churning my erection
Quench my thirst with gasoline


Actual Lyric:

And I burn
Churning my direction
Quench my thirst with gasoline


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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2021, 06:22:02 AM »
Quote from: TyFoo on January 20, 2021, 10:08:04 PM
Manfred Mann's Earth Band
Blinded by the Light

I hear . . . . .

Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a doosh <---- Spell police wont let me put down the correct spelling. . . . lol
Another runner in the night

When its really. . . .

Blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce
Another runner in the night

I always thought it was wrapped up like a doosh, another runner in the night. I thought he was singing about some similarity to a leaky tampon or something weird
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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2021, 08:11:34 AM »
Jimi: Excuse me while I kiss this guy... :devil




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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2021, 08:44:39 AM »
Quote from: morfiend on January 21, 2021, 08:11:34 AM
Jimi: Excuse me while I kiss this guy... :devil




    :salute

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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2021, 09:42:52 AM »
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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2021, 09:56:07 AM »
Quote from: AKKuya on January 20, 2021, 09:15:38 PM
Which song do you hear one thing but the lyrics are totally different?

I'd Really Love to See You Tonight:  I heard "I'm not talkin' 'bout your linen."  Seemed peculiar, but for people raised listening to "Louie Louie" nothing is out of question.

Quite some time later I found out it was actually "I'm not talkin' 'bout movin' in."

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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2021, 10:37:32 AM »
Don't go round tonight, Well it's bound to take your life.... There's a Bathroom on the right.
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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2021, 11:06:58 AM »
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Offline SPKmes

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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2021, 11:25:37 AM »
I find it hard to understand that so many of the songs I listen to, the singers get the lyrics wrong all the time...I mean...it's their song... surely they could remember them right?
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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2021, 12:08:33 PM »
Big ol' Jed had a light on...  Don't carry me too far away...
(Big ol' jet airliner...)

Quote from: SPKmes on January 21, 2021, 11:25:37 AM
I find it hard to understand that so many of the songs I listen to, the singers get the lyrics wrong all the time...I mean...it's their song... surely they could remember them right?

One video that really made me giggle was Motorhead playing live and Lemmy went mid-verse from singing Ace of Spades iirc to another song (Bomber?).  The two did sound similar.  I suspect alcohol may have been involved.  :angel:

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