Russian alphabet was created so that drunk Russians would still be able to read/spell/and write
Well, so called Russian alphabets were created on the shores of Lake Ohrid which was on that time part of 1st Bulgarian Kingdom, as Russians were already at that time too drunk to create them by themselves.
My mother tongue uses Latin ones with Scandinavian additions and I live nowadays in Bulgaria, stone throw from Greek border so there are several alphabets and letters available here.
Btw, just noticed I'm again under the loop of Big Brother, watched by vigilant guardians of forums moderators and no clue why. Someone has really sensitive and sore seating platform.