As you guys know...

[-gg-]

I am highly intelligent, likable and extremely talented. I also have a lot of compassion for people.

But today was almost too much for me. I went to McDonald's and ordered a sausage McMuffin combination. As I was leaving I pulled into the bag and all of the contents were out of their containers just lying in the bag.

To top it all off, the sausage egg McMuffin turn out to be a ham McMuffin. I cannot stand ham. I wouldn't feed ham to my dead dog.

So I peeled the ham off of the sandwich and struggled through eating it. Even a little bit of the ham taste was still there and almost made me gag.

But today's Friday and the weekend is upon us. I'm going to use my extreme talents this weekend.

How's your Friday going?

[Gogolinius]

I was gonna get onboard for this story until I came to the ham hating part... That's when I realized you were bored and trolling for personal attacks because verbal abuse tickles your funny parts.

That's my analysis.

[guncrasher]

I always look inside the bag as it's given to me. every once in a while I find a missing item and point it out.

btw don't you know that hamburgers is the cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast.



semp

[Eviscerate]

I always look inside the bag as it's given to me. every once in a while I find a missing item and point it out.

btw don't you know that hamburgers is the cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast.



semp

For real...I take a quick peek, if items are there, drive away. If they aren't, run inside quick and have them sort it out. Should not be difficult for any adult to do.

[Arlo]

Adult? 

[icepac]

Remember when you were a kid on a trip to the beach and stopped at McDonald’s for a hotcakes and sausage breakfast and found the styrofoam container melted under the sausage patty?   
Did you feel poisoned when you ate it?

[sparky127]

Adult? 

I even have a certificate to prove it.

[Arlo]

I even have a certificate to prove it.

Don't need 'em around here. We just grew up and it was evident. 

[sparky127]

Fast food workers earn every penny they make. What a horrible job.

[sparky127]

Don't need 'em around here. We just grew up and it was evident. 

Even the beer store?

[Arlo]

Even the beer store?

Yup. Twas before 'carding became a thing.

[sparky127]

Wow. You must be old or something.

[-gg-]

I was gonna get onboard for this story until I came to the ham hating part... That's when I realized you were bored and trolling for personal attacks because verbal abuse tickles your funny parts.

That's my analysis.

Lol. I'm serious. I cannot stand ham.

[Arlo]

Wow. You must be old or something.

Even chronologically. 

[-gg-]

Plus Gogo.... You have to tolerate me. I'm a baby boomer.

I forgot to mention that I look especially hot today. Cool my hair put a little makeup on it and I'm wearing a cool black T-shirt. I mean I really look dynomite!

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